09.13.2007 DEMI MOORE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA

The Daily Mail says that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent almost half a million dollars on cosmetic surgery.  It also says something about ageism in Hollywood but that part was boring so I skipped it.  I'm assuming they're against it.

"It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30.
"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."
Miss Moore's comments are particularly unexpected given her own somewhat bullish attitude to holding back the years.  After a string of flops in the 1990s, she took a career break, then returned to the screen in 2003's Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, emerging from the sea in a skimpy bikini which showed off the results of a cosmetic surgery spending spree.
As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.
She also employed an army of advisers - including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.

Good for her.  I hate when chicks say they want to age gracefully. If you want to scare off your boyfriend ladies, be sure to tell him you want to age gracefully.  Fuck that.  You're just lazy.  I want women to fight that shit every step of the way.  What are you, Mennonites?  Why is surgery bad?  What about antibiotics and running water, do you reject that too?  I heard cotton fabric is how the devil gets into your genitals, is that true?  It is?  Okay.  Yeah, you're a damn lunatic.

(did you know Demi moved to Europe when she was 16 to become a famous nude model?  man, what a coincidence!)



(94) Comments

  1. big_raji 09/13/2007 10:17

    Soooo hot. 

  2. bertho 09/13/2007 10:33

    I'd hit it.

  3. theekim 09/13/2007 10:34

    it'd be like having sex with a cyborg…a sexy, strong robot….fembot

     

  4. $candalou$ 09/13/2007 10:35

    actually, yes i am a mennonite. touche

    and, of all the plastic surgery junkies in hollywood, she looks the least fake

  5. Farmer Ted 09/13/2007 10:36

    Hey Demi can I borrow your panties?

  6. Jesus H. Christ 09/13/2007 10:36

    I'd hit that like a step-kid that was out of line.

  7. The Ghost of Deano 09/13/2007 10:36

    I think there is a big gray area between "Going to pot" and "Cosmetic-surgery junkie". 

    Demi seems to have found a comfortable niche in there.  She looks pretty damn good. 

  8. TheGusto 09/13/2007 10:36

    ah…she's no Margaret Thatcher…

  9. bryce 09/13/2007 10:37

    That's why I'm glad I'm a dude. We just start looking better and better when we get old. Right? RIGHT?!

  10. The Ghost of Deano 09/13/2007 10:37

    We should all take good care of our bodies as we age.  Its a good amount of work and dietary restraint, but the rewards make it well worth it. Take it from a 40 year old who expects to live a quality, functional life past 100.

  11. The Ghost of Deano 09/13/2007 10:37

    For some reason I suspect Jabba the Hutt is a "blocked" post phrase LOL

  12. Biquini Steve 09/13/2007 10:38

    I agree that she looks the least plastic.  Maybe Tara Reid should give Demi's plastic surgeon a call.

  13. The Ghost of Deano 09/13/2007 10:38

    Nope guess not

     

  14. barry allen 09/13/2007 10:39

    she's the opposite of Charles Barkley: a role model.

  15. tangocash0001 09/13/2007 10:40

    i thought her knees needed a little touch up……

  16. TheGusto 09/13/2007 10:40

    oh man…where'd you get that flash icon???

  17. Farmer Ted 09/13/2007 10:41

    Which movie did she look her best in?

    My Vote: Striptease-of course.

  18. Farmer Ted 09/13/2007 10:42

    Barry look out I saw Professor Zoom in the last thread!

  19. Guinny_Ire 09/13/2007 10:43

    As long as she doesn't end up looking like one of the Whores of Skeletor (see Jenna Jameson for reference) I'm all for it. But I have to look at Bruce Willis and the potential loon factor there.

  20. Sevenmack 09/13/2007 10:43

    Age gracefully? Fuck no. You should fight that aging shit the way the former Mr. Demi Moore's character in "Pulp Fiction" shot up Zed and his boy after they raped Ving Rhames. And that should apply to us men too: Cut down on the donuts and you might age as well as Robert Redford and pull even more chicks.

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