Demi Moore New Teeth Are Biting Back

June 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a quiet confidence a woman gains when her meth teeth are fixed. Watch Orange is the New Black for a dramatized example. Though skip the ninety-four percent about oppressive prison conditions for the underclass. It’s not as broadly... READ MORE

Demi Moore ‘Sheared Off’ Front Teeth To Stress

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Moore, had a lighthearted mental break last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The former celebrity kicked off the interview by acknowledging that she is missing her front teeth due to complications from stress. A cute... READ MORE

Demi Moore Unloads Triplex, Celebrates With a Tit Spill

April 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Talk about stress. When you're selling one of your homes and they're simply not moving. Look what it did to the El Moussa's. They started fucking Gary the Contractor. 


Ashton Kutcher Pillar of Character

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It doesn't make you a great humanitarian to share in your good fortune, though it can if you learn to say the right things at awards banquets. "I do what I can" and "I only wish I could do... READ MORE

Demi Moore Window Shopping Scientology

January 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to anonymous reports in Radar Online, so what Macedonian fake news purveyors point to as even worse than them when they are outed, Demi Moore is dabbling in Scientology. Not for the first time, but again. READ MORE

Demi Moore’s Pool Claims a Life

July 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Demi Moore was shocked by the death of a 21-year old man in her pool over the weekend. This kind of thing only happens every now and then at Moore’s house so she’s still not quite used to it. Publicists for... READ MORE

Demi Moore and Her Girls in Bikinis And Shit Around The Web

June 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Demi Moore has the right idea about posing next to girls who aren’t as hot as she is. So, it’s her daughters. That’s clearly not her fault. Bruce! Demi Moore and her chinny daughters in bikinis, it’s a thing... READ MORE

Rumer And Demi Self Exploitation

May 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore dressed up as twins and pretended they weren’t praying on your most base of sexual fantasies. I don’t know where the mother/daughter thing ranks in terms of the bed post notch pantheon but I’d... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Might Be Engaged

November 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that his divorce from Demi Moore is almost complete, and the 50-year old actress is done actually taking part of his large fortune thanks to no pre-nup, Ashton Kutcher is free to take his relationship with Mila Kunis... READ MORE

Demi Moore Won’t Be Getting More Divorce Cash

November 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s unnatural marriage is finally over and Ashton will not have to support the old crone financially. The divorce has been in a nasty back and forth for a couple of years now. Demi wanted... READ MORE