ANISTON AND ORLANDO BLOOM? WTF?

In what has to be the most random Hollywood hook-up in a long time, Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom spent the weekend together at a resort in Mexico.  At least I think that's Orlando.  That's what the picture source said but it's kind of hard to tell.  I don't know what brand cell phone the paparazzi in Mexico use to take their pictures, but you can't really see anything here.  You could tell me this was Bigfoot and Batman, or Santa Claus and me and I'd almost certainly believe you eventually.  They might as well have just written the words "Jenifer Aniston Orlando Bloom" on a piece of paper.  It would save everyone a lot of time and still be every bit as good as these pictures.  I could carve a Jennifer Aniston out of butter and it would look more like Jennifer Aniston than this nonsense.

UNSEXY UPDATE: Photos removed at the request of copyright holder, but not after a vigorous best-of-3 armwrestling battle royale.  Next time, FlynetPictures.com, next time!!!!