10.19.2007 BRITNEY IS OH GOD KILL ME

TMZ says that Britney Spears has stood up her court appointed parenting coach, again, yesterday, and now the coach has had enough.

Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.
We're told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere. Seems like Britney was ignoring the coach — like everyone else who gives her advice.

This goes nicely with the story in InTouch yesterday, where Britney blamed a lack of cell phone reception for not submitting to her court ordered drug testing.

Britney Spears has lost the right to see her two sons — simply because her cell phone reception isn’t good enough, In Touch has learned exclusively.
Court-appointed drug-testers couldn’t reach the pop princess to schedule a random test, so the judge in her custody case yesterday once again banned her from seeing the boys — Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden, 13 months.
Britney, 25, blames poor reception at her home in Malibu, insiders tell In Touch, saying she simply didn’t get the call.

Jesus christ.  Enough already.  I don't know if its narcissism or stupidity or she's addicted to speed or what, but just take her damn kids.  People don't generally stop being morons overnight, so it's not like things are gonna get any better.  This wish come true dressed as a dancing candy kane doofus of a judge needs to man up and drop the hammer, or else Child Services is gonna show up next month and one kid is gonna be stuck in the toilet up to his waist and the other one is gonna be walking on all fours and sniffing the air like a wolf.



(104) Comments

  1. MG Admirer 10/19/2007 14:01

    wow - Britney #2

  2. MG Admirer 10/19/2007 14:01

    And #2 FIST of the day for me.

  3. MG Admirer 10/19/2007 14:21

    Hello?  Anyone there?  Did everyone break for lunch?

  4. someoneluvsu 10/19/2007 14:23

    I wonder what is going on "elsewhere on the network" ?

  5. Observer 10/19/2007 14:30

    I'll do it……

    with my average-sized mighty cock. 

     

    Bring back "recently commented upon"…..I rather have Evian ads than lose that "service" 

  6. Observer 10/19/2007 14:31

    "Drunk" "with leather" has never worked well for me.

     

  7. Diremutt 10/19/2007 14:33

    That is the same face I made when I smelled Brits yawning mommy chasm.

  8. Spirit of the Son of Bill Brasky 10/19/2007 14:42

    Why did no one else vocalize their distaste with THE NETWORK before I went and fuckin died?

  9. Dirty Hairy 10/19/2007 14:43

    HOLY SHIT! MG Admirer has had TWO fists today??? Why don't we just rename the site "WWMGAD"?

     

  10. Spirit of the Son of Bill Brasky 10/19/2007 14:43

    What is she hokding in her hand, about to eat….

     

     

     

    and how long did it take her to pull it out of her vagina?…

  11. Spirit of the Son of Bill Brasky 10/19/2007 14:44

    hoking = holding

    disgust fucks with my spelling

  12. Slack Jawed 10/19/2007 14:45

    hey y'all.

  13. Mike35 10/19/2007 14:45

    Yea me and the rest of the constructicons have ZERO reception in Megatron's underwater base, so I know where Britney is comin from. Cause Shockwave calls and he needs to tell me to get energon and I don't then I get into a huge fight with him, and he takes away my combiner chip. Fuckin shitty cell phone packages, can't even go across the universe.

  14. Slack Jawed 10/19/2007 14:45

    Id hits it.

  15. thedudeabides 10/19/2007 14:46

    Are there any math majors out there?  I need help solving a problem:

    BritBrit + whore = dumbwhore

    dumb + BritBrit = dumbwhore

    How can this be?

     

  16. awwkitten 10/19/2007 14:46

    Oh look, a photo of Britney eating food. I bet that was a hard one to get. (throws her bag of fritos away and sighs)

    She is continuing to make me sad for being female.

  17. thedudeabides 10/19/2007 14:46

    that was ghey but I don't have anything more to say about this bitch

  18. MG Admirer 10/19/2007 14:46

    Britney needs to get one of those Jitterbug cell phones.   They have really big buttons, solid reception and are easy to see when you're bleary-eyed, hung over, coming down from your coke session and your head's pounding like a mother…

  19. Spirit of the Son of Bill Brasky 10/19/2007 14:48

    *fades into the ether*

  20. thedudeabides 10/19/2007 14:48

    <============  does anyone else think I look pretty cool in these shades?

    Any 8 year-old girls think I look cool in these shades?

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