BRITNEY IS OH GOD KILL ME

TMZ says that Britney Spears has stood up her court appointed parenting coach, again, yesterday, and now the coach has had enough.

Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney.We're told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the home visits, presumably because they were going nowhere. Seems like Britney was ignoring the coach — like everyone else who gives her advice.

This goes nicely with the story in InTouch yesterday, where Britney blamed a lack of cell phone reception for not submitting to her court ordered drug testing.

Britney Spears has lost the right to see her two sons — simply because her cell phone reception isn’t good enough, In Touch has learned exclusively.Court-appointed drug-testers couldn’t reach the pop princess to schedule a random test, so the judge in her custody case yesterday once again banned her from seeing the boys — Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden, 13 months.Britney, 25, blames poor reception at her home in Malibu, insiders tell In Touch, saying she simply didn’t get the call.

Jesus christ.  Enough already.  I don't know if its narcissism or stupidity or she's addicted to speed or what, but just take her damn kids.  People don't generally stop being morons overnight, so it's not like things are gonna get any better.  This wish come true dressed as a dancing candy kane doofus of a judge needs to man up and drop the hammer, or else Child Services is gonna show up next month and one kid is gonna be stuck in the toilet up to his waist and the other one is gonna be walking on all fours and sniffing the air like a wolf.