DO NOT WANT

The Sun UK says that Britney Spears may have a sex tape, made with a casual encounter in Hawaii last June.  The ex-whateveryoucallthis still has the tape and has reportedly shown it to some friends.  The Sun says:

The man in question says he met the singer on holiday in June and taped their alleged night of lust in Britney's hotel room.However, according to the unnamed man, the romp was a bit of a damp squib.He reportedly told a US magazine: “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy.“It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."

"Passed out" or "ordered out"?  Fatty probably just wanted to stop for food.  Either way, it shows more of the trademark Britney Spears "Never-Think-Things-Through" attitude that has made her Americas darling.  Why NOT film a sex tape with a stranger?  What could go wrong?  I don't agree with the casual one night stands, but Britney is a slut, and as she might say, "look, if you know a better way to get random penises into me, I'd love to hear it."