When not masturbating to violent porn or making insane candy, the Japanese enjoy slaughtering dolphins, and the World Series of dolphin slaughtering is now upon us. Between early October and late December, Japanese fisherman around the village of Taiji drive pods of dolphins into shallow coves, then kill the dolphins by slashing their throats or stabbing them with spears. Thrashing about, the dolphins take as long as six minutes to die. The water turns red with their blood and the air fills with their screams. I also assume they have big Taiji Dolphin Slaughter Holiday mattress sales, with the lowest prices of the year, because that's what we would do in America. SeaShepherd.org says:
Sea Shepherd is currently in Osaka, Japan working with the international surfing community's efforts to stop the annual dolphin slaughter that claims more than 25,000 intelligent and innocent lives every year in Taiji and adjacent seaside towns and villages. In one of the bays where thousands of dolphins are killed, 22 people with surfboards and wet suits paddled into the water and formed a prayer circle to honor their memory. After the surfers returned to shore the police asked for passports and took photos of everybody that was there.
So the point to all this is that Hayden Panettiere was one of the protesters and she was prancing around in a bikini. I'm not sure how getting nerds on the internet to masturbate helps dolphins, but her plan is way better than mine, which mostly involved playing Halo 3 some more and then barbecuing a dolphin.
I want to KILL A FISTED Dolphin, now
Does a mermaid have a cooter?
And would she mind if it smelt like fish?
I don't know Dr. what's a Guy Mermaid? Merman and does it get
Hot Fish Stick Action?
She is helping me - bigtime.
My Dolphin is being slaughtered as I click on these pics.
Commence with the flogging!
I saw these pics elsewhere earlier today but I still wanna fuck that midget in her anus.
When is this chick going to get with the program and start blowing random guys for coke? For the love of God how much longer to I have to wait to see her home video?
Her attitude seems to scream "I am ready and willing to do porn!" And therefore, she should, and soon, before she becomes another washed-up, drugged-out, anorexic skank.
I like the flashing shot, it portends sex tape.
Also, Hayden you've made good money on whatever show you are on, invest it in your future and get a boob job now.
someone needs to sign the mermaid to a "deal", PRONTO.
what kind of "deal"?
any fucking kind……i'm sure she can sing, act, suck, or fuck.
throw her a "deal" and let her sign the "release", too.
don't be greedy, mafucker.
I'm with JoeBlow - midget ass fucking is the only way to save dolphins.
With a heavy heart, I will lead the way. Grease up, Hayden, I'm coming in.
I hope Britney tries to help the dolphins…..what could go wrong there??!
It is really terrible the Japanese block the dolphins in with all those dikes. Where are the protestors?
Quiet! I can hear the tuna laughing ironically…..
hayden comes across to me like my ugly sister. the one that i won't fuck.
remember. alabama, people. we don't go far for pelt.
thedudeabides
Call Ellen and Rosie.
I have heard of "shave the whales" ……..surely it is time to plug the dykes.
SPINNER !!!!
so what…nippers like to eat dolphins. what are we suposed to do? drop a nuke on them?………ooops
Fuck yes. Prime "O Face" in the second to last picture on the bottom. It's kinda scary how this girl has NEVER looked unattractive. Girls like that frighten me; they intimidate me. and when i get intimidated, i get nervous and when I get nervous i think back to that time when my family went on a picnic and my entire family was eaten by bears….and I don't wanna be thinking about bears while I have my head buried in Hayden's lap….