JAMIE LYNN CAN GO F HERSELF

Britney Spears brought her attention whoring antics into Malibu yesterday, accompanied by her sister Jamie Lynn and surrounded by dozens of paparazzi who thundered across the parking lot like elephants on fire, when suddenly some brave hero starts yelling at Britney, saying she's a menace and needs to move. A source says:

Britney and Jamie were going to a sushi joint when a woman came up to them and started shouting, "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! … you're making the neighborhood unsafe!" The paps defended Spears by yelling at the woman, but then Jamie-Lynn stepped in and shouted in the woman's face, "Then move the fuck outta the neighborhood!"

Hard to imagine this woman doesn't want the understated dignity of the Spears family living in her neighborhood. It's like living in Camelot, and Britney is the beautiful and stately queen. The point is, Jamie is right. The whole world revolves around Britney Spears, and if you don't like it, well then fuck you. That woman should be stabbed in the chest with a trident, then put on display in the town square as an example to anyone else who dare question Britneys benevolent rule.