10.29.2007 KIM KARDASHIAN IS NAKED

When she posed for Playboy in late September, it was reported by Us magazine that Kim Kardashian would be naked, but that anything good would be covered up.  In fact they said Kardashian would, "show one boob, and her bare butt."  But apparently she showed much more than that, as these first leaked pictures from the December issue reveal.  How did Playboy get her to cave so fast?  Many think it's because attention starved whores are pretty easily tricked.

*** don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh ***

 

UNSEXY UPDATE - apparently Playboys lawyers freak out when you steal the pictures they paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for, and then post them on the internet for free.  Oh, I know, I was surprised too.



(138) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:10

    want to look but can’t

  2. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:11

    this ass is going to be even bigger in the very near future so I'm glad that it has been preserved at peak goat "hotness"

  3. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:11

     

    Holy shit, her ass has taken over her boobs in the banner picture, it is expanding faster than I thought

  4. Paper Street 10/30/2007 01:14

    damn, how can her ass and tits be so big and yet her waist really isn't as fat as it should be for that body, it's not fair

    also, these must really be pre-editing pics because there are some very obvious stretchmarks in the second from the last pic

  5. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:16

     

    I am so going to dominate late night fists

  6. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:18

     

    those playboy photographers can do impressive things, but I'd rather they spent their time finding hot girls rather than making famous ugly ones look decent

  7. Sandbox1108 10/30/2007 01:20

    every picture but the last one looks like it came out of a maxim catalog. This is playboy i want to see your ass and tits 

  8. thedudeabides 10/30/2007 01:27

     

    when you have already had a sex tape released what is the point in pretending to be modest?

  9. Fred Garvin 10/30/2007 01:30

    I can sum this chick up in like 2 words….

    no talent fat pig whore big pussy fat ass fucked up mental family cum bucket

     Oh and also she likes the darkies I hear…

  10. Sam Handwich 10/30/2007 01:32

    Someone remind me again, why is this bitch famous?

  11. TresLetras 10/30/2007 01:37

    cuz shes a rich whore

  12. awwkitten 10/30/2007 01:38

    GOAT PORN!!! Brend0n got you a present, thedude..

    Kim Kardass-ian. You sure fooled us.

  13. awwkitten 10/30/2007 01:41

    They really should just release this in November since her ass reminds me so much of a horribly murdered turkey. It's already basted and stuffed. 

     

  14. Diremutt 10/30/2007 01:43

    I was playing some drunk card game the other night. If you pulled a four card or some shit you had to say something you had never done. I pulled a four card;

    I said, "I have never fucked a goat in the mouth." This was true and, I thought, mildly humorous. Unfortunately this earned me the misnomer 'goat-fucker' for the evening, and that kept making me think of this hag.

    And whether or not I'd hit it. This reminded me that I had nailed much worse.

    The End

  15. Absynth 10/30/2007 01:44

    she should be in hustler instead.

  16. Raine Driver 10/30/2007 01:44

    "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise"….

  17. ShadowStar 10/30/2007 01:53

    Wow, that one tit is severely oblong in the last picture. She should sue her boob doctor over that.

    And yes, I said it. "Sue". Maybe her dad can help her out.

  18. Lightdragon 10/30/2007 02:04

    would you believe I`m trying to make white stuff come out of me by looking at her. so far I`m half way there.

  19. Silent H 10/30/2007 02:06

    BORING!

  20. Diremutt 10/30/2007 02:07

    My 'stuff' looks like key lime pie and smells like ham, should I be concerned?

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