LINDSAY LOHAN ISNT DOING THIS

The New York Daily News says that Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she wants to move to Utah permanently so she can spend more time with some guy she's known for about 5 minutes.  The always great Gatecrasher says:

Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently.The reason, she says, is to be with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California.Lindsay will be receiving outpatient care near the Cirque Lodge rehab facility at least through the end of the week.

Yeah that's gonna happen.  You have a better chance of seeing Lindsay Lohan in the 14th century than you do in Utah by this time next week.  This ho loves to party.  She's not exactly Abraham Lincoln, sitting in a log cabin reading law books by the fire.  Even if she did try that, she would still wake up four days later in a suite at the Palms covered in someone else's blood.