LINDSAYS MOM IS A HERO

On October 30th, filming will begin on a new reality TV show for E! starring Dina Lohan.  You may recognize Dina as the woman often standing behind Lindsay Lohan in pictures, frantically waving her arms and nudging her other, non-famous, kids to the side.  People says:

The Lohan matriarch, who will serve as the show’s executive producer, tells PEOPLE she wants the show to empower single mothers, by illustrating her own life as a working mom. "It's about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood."

It's easy to not compromise something you weren’t that serious about to begin with.  Like, on a scale of 1 to 10, she was giving parenting a good solid 2, so it's really not that hard to keep up that pace.  For example, right now I’m playing Need For Speed on Xbox, heroically not compromising my dream to be an Olympic Champion.

"It's about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids' dreams."

I take it Lindsay’s dream was to be a slutty chain smoking drug addict who shuffled in and out of rehab three times by the time she was 21, so congratulations Dina, Mission Accomplished!