LINDSAYS VAGINA IS MAGIC

Breanna Tierney, the girl who was engaged to Riley Giles before he became Lindsay Lohans new boyfriend, has said a few words about Lindsay to the National Enquirer. Try and guess if they're good.

"Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life," she told The ENQUIRER."I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up."She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn't seem sincere at all."A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to 'take a break.' I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay."" when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done."Breanna fumed, "Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help — besides drug rehab — for all her other problems."

It really does seem like at this point, if you're in the right place at the right time, Lindsay Lohan WILL fuck you.  This dudes not so great that Lindsay just couldn't help her self.  He was just there.  It could have been rehab or an elevator in a tall building or a long red light, Lindsay needs it, all the time.  Keep in mind, this is the second woman to accuse Lindsay of stealing her fiance while she was in rehab.  Basically her vagina is like a serial killer.