NO ONE CARES

Britney spears album "Blackout" goes on sale tonight at midnight, and newly revealed pictures from the CDs liner notes – showing Britney in sexual poses with a "priest" – are sparking a storm of bored indifference and half-hearted indignation.  The New York Daily News says:

At least one said the saucy snapshots are a "bottom of the barrel" stunt from a girl who really could use some quality time spent repenting sins in a wooden cubicle."This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing," said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. "She's not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see she can't even entertain."

It might be easier for everyone if we just pretend to be shocked by Britney’s shocking behavior, and we go, "golly, how shocking, I've never been so shocked.  Britneys outrageous behavior is really pushing the envelope".  And then we'll fan ourselves and act like we're going to faint.  Maybe then she'll go away.  Otherwise she's just gonna wave her arms in the air and jump up and down until we pay attention to her like a little kid on a high dive.  Her next CD will have pictures of her drowning a kitten in a sink and stepping on a comatose kids airhose.  Okay Britney, we get it honey, you like attention.  Enough already.