Britney spears album "Blackout" goes on sale tonight at midnight, and newly revealed pictures from the CDs liner notes - showing Britney in sexual poses with a "priest" - are sparking a storm of bored indifference and half-hearted indignation. The New York Daily News says:
At least one said the saucy snapshots are a "bottom of the barrel" stunt from a girl who really could use some quality time spent repenting sins in a wooden cubicle.
"This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing," said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. "She's not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see she can't even entertain."
It might be easier for everyone if we just pretend to be shocked by Britney’s shocking behavior, and we go, "golly, how shocking, I've never been so shocked. Britneys outrageous behavior is really pushing the envelope". And then we'll fan ourselves and act like we're going to faint. Maybe then she'll go away. Otherwise she's just gonna wave her arms in the air and jump up and down until we pay attention to her like a little kid on a high dive. Her next CD will have pictures of her drowning a kitten in a sink and stepping on a comatose kids airhose. Okay Britney, we get it honey, you like attention. Enough already.
Britney's back and we're all gonna vomit
Hey ya, hey ya, Britney's back!
Oh good, she's gonna piss off the Catholics now…
I'm Catholic. I'm not pissed.
The joke is on Britney,
they're calling her a little boy. ..okay or a little fat boy.
What an original idea, too bad someone like Madonna hasn't thought of this.
She is a waste of bandwidth.
in picture #1….is she about to push out another child?
in picture #2….really, I'm awful sorry, I din't mean to frow up in your lap…I'm so…oh, wait,…yummy, there's part of that hawt dog i ate fer dinner last night…YUM
I'll shit on her face like blaoh!
Forgive me father for I have sinned. I's lost maw husband, maw kiddies, maw carearer and maw sanity… and oh by the way father, Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it. Amen
someoneluvsu- brilliant. just one example of why I always look forward to your free time.
I'll pay him in altar boys if he chokes her with that rosary.
I had a delicious breakfast this morning and now I'm trying to decide what I'll get for lunch.
Washed up piece of shit hack! Madonna fucked a black Jesus in a video like ten years ago. She can't even piss of catholics right. The best thing for her career would be a violent death.
Hawt dawgs covered in Harshee's chokolit!
As a catholic, I can honestly say I've never seen this going on in a church. Besides, Priests like young boys! Silly Britney.
Seriously, why do my fellow Catholics get so outraged? It's not real.. it's just a picture..swear
Papa don't preach?
I am absolutely sickened that critics seem to enjoy her new album, it only means that she'll make another. This sucks. She's a retarded fuckstick and I really hope she dies. I really, truly do, which is a terrible thing to say about an obviously confused and mentally impaired human being with a rack like Brit's, but I hope her heart ceases to beat, her blood ceases to flow through her veins, and her brain continues to do nothing more than add a few pounds to her round head.
Remind me why this priest isn't pressing his crucifix to her forehead, chanting in Latin?
Catholics all have something shoved up their asses. Silly cult needs to lighten up.
Britney is crashing. Agreed, but she's going to crash her way to the top 10 albums list. Yeah, I said it, album will sell. I won't buy it but it'll be platinum in less than a week.
I would rather a priest fuck women than little boys. Maybe I would have some respect catholicism.
I'll bet when he sees these pictures Jake Gyllenhaal will be green with envy.
If he really wanted to get her off his lap, he'd throw a turnip on the floor and say, "Go get it! Go get it! That's where potato chips coming from!"
i personally feel like i need a good exorcism
ass-fuckingas punishment for dancing in the car to one of her new songs.it wasn't my radio, and i swear i had no idea it was her.