THE EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE?

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b">EVA LONGORIA SEX TAPE</a>So, the origins of the Eva Longoria sex tape rumor may have finally been revealed, and the truth is there is no tape, but there is a TV show desperate for the sheer pandemonium that would ensue if anyone actually watched them.  Jake from Funny or Die explains:

The rumor started, I believe, last Friday when the Insider teased saying "on monday news about a possible eva longoria sex tape," knowing full well that they were doing a piece on the video we just launched.

The Insider, the source of the rumor, knew the tape was nothing more than a sketch for Funny or Die, but led people to believe it was real.  I guess this is what they have to do for attention.  Possibly because that show is insufferably boring.  You forget you're even watching TV.  It's like watching an aquarium for 30 minutes.  Tomorrow they have an exclusive report on a sliver man on a surf board whose arrival on earth may mark the end of days.  Ahhh!!! We're all gonna die!!!!