THE GOAT IS KIND OF A SLUT

I had no idea there were "photo agents", but photo agent Eric Ford was investigated by the FBI last week after the New York Daily News broke the story that Ford was attempting to sell naked and sexually themed pictures of Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney, pictures that were taken when the girls were underage.  Now, Gatecrasher says:

It is not yet known who took the photographs, which show the girls naked (although not together) and Kourtney in sexual positions with an unidentified male.Ford represented the pictures as the sisters "having sex with the same man," although we are reliably told this is not the case and that, in fact, the two series of pictures were taken about a year apart.Kim is now 27 and Kourtney is 28, but Kardashian's rep says the photos were taken when both were younger than 18.

Wow this dude is screwed.  Even if the pictures aren't actually what you say they are, I think even claiming to have sex pictures of underage girls is illegal.  They still consider that pedophilia.  And by "they", I mean the cast of Lizzie Maguire and the prosecutors in my case.