
It's always super uncomfortable when someone ugly tries to dress sexy. You just end up complimenting their hat or their spelling and it all comes out like the kind of thing you would say to a Special Olympian as you sign their cast. Tori Spelling looks like Admiral Ackbar, so in these pictures of her two nights ago in Vegas at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge, she looks like Admiral Ackbar that someone shoved boobs on. Still, she'll get daddys money one day, so I'd still tear that shit up. Because she's rich and I'm not a good person. I dated a fat girl with braces in the fourth grade because her parents had a swimming pool, I'd sure as hell date this zombie for a billion dollars. It's time to start looking out for number 1, baby! I'M ABOUT ME!!!

















A real Fucking FIST!!!!!
Feast on the Fist.
I'm back gol durn it!!!!
I'm back.
I'd hit it - but it looks like someone already hit it with a dozen ugly sticks.
Kill it! Kill it! For God's sake, KILL IT!
IT'S A TRAP!!!
The Death Star has a strong defense mechanism.
Jeez another fuckin tranny post, someone sure loves them trannies!
She is the worst post-op transexual I've seen in a while.
Actually, wasn't Tori all distraught because she DIDN'T get as much from her inheritance as she thought?
She'll never get daddy's money. he already cut her out of the will and gave the dough to others.
He probably swore she was not a human and therefore not his child - but she's his spittin' image.
And I hate spitters - swallowers or towel wipers only - I didn't move your hair out of the way for nothing.
Ugly stick? I think she was dragged through a barbed hedge backwards then left out in the rain to sag. Please someone smack her chops to wipe that smile off her smug face.
My vision might be a little off cuz of the
vodkasun, but I'm pretty sure that dildo is headed straight for his mouth.Even money says the bedazzled microphone goes home with her for some, ahem, karaoke.
Fuck!
Just lost my lunch…. If you look up the word UGLY, well….Here it is.BARFFF
I believe it's time the Pussycat Dolls went the way of Flock of Seagulls. Extinction.
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi you ugly!
We've got to give those fighters more time, concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer!
We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
The shield is down, commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
Move the fleet away from the Death Star!