10.01.2007 THIS IS AWKWARD

It's always super uncomfortable when someone ugly tries to dress sexy.  You just end up complimenting their hat or their spelling and it all comes out like the kind of thing you would say to a Special Olympian as you sign their cast.  Tori Spelling looks like Admiral Ackbar, so in these pictures of her two nights ago in Vegas at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge, she looks like Admiral Ackbar that someone shoved boobs on.  Still, she'll get daddys money one day, so I'd still tear that shit up.  Because she's rich and I'm not a good person.  I dated a fat girl with braces in the fourth grade because her parents had a swimming pool, I'd sure as hell date this zombie for a billion dollars.  It's time to start looking out for number 1, baby!  I'M ABOUT ME!!!


(206) Comments

  1. Observer 10/01/2007 13:42

    A real Fucking FIST!!!!!

  2. Observer 10/01/2007 13:43

    Feast on the Fist.

    I'm back gol durn it!!!!

    I'm back. 

  3. Observer 10/01/2007 13:43

    I'd hit it - but it looks like someone already hit it with a dozen ugly sticks.

  4. Topper (Harry) Harley 10/01/2007 13:44

    Kill it! Kill it! For God's sake, KILL IT!

  5. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 13:52

    IT'S A TRAP!!!

  6. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 13:52

    The Death Star has a strong defense mechanism.

  7. Slaappy 10/01/2007 13:54

    Jeez another fuckin tranny post, someone sure loves them trannies!

  8. MG Admirer 10/01/2007 13:54

    She is the worst post-op transexual I've seen in a while.  

  9. Ass Tagger 10/01/2007 13:55

    Actually, wasn't Tori all distraught because she DIDN'T get as much from her inheritance as she thought?

  10. Observer 10/01/2007 13:56

    She'll never get daddy's money. he already cut her out of the will and gave the dough to others.

    He probably swore she was not a human and therefore not his child - but she's his spittin' image.

    And I hate spitters - swallowers or towel wipers only - I didn't move your hair out of the way for nothing.

  11. MG Admirer 10/01/2007 13:56

    Ugly stick?  I think she was dragged through a barbed hedge backwards then left out in the rain to sag.   Please someone smack her chops to wipe that smile off her smug face.

  12. awwkitten 10/01/2007 14:01

    My vision might be a little off cuz of the vodka sun, but I'm pretty sure that dildo is headed straight for his mouth.

  13. Jesus H. Christ 10/01/2007 14:02

    Even money says the bedazzled microphone goes home with her for some, ahem, karaoke.

  14. pepper 10/01/2007 14:02

    Fuck!

    Just lost my lunch….   If you look up the word UGLY, well….Here it is.BARFFF

  15. Jesus H. Christ 10/01/2007 14:04

    I believe it's time the Pussycat Dolls went the way of Flock of Seagulls.  Extinction.  

  16. bryce 10/01/2007 14:04

    U-G-L-Y

    You ain't got no alibi you ugly!

  17. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 14:05

    We've got to give those fighters more time, concentrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer!

  18. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 14:05

    We have no choice General Calrissian! Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

  19. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 14:06

    The shield is down, commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.

  20. Jacktion! 10/01/2007 14:06

    Move the fleet away from the Death Star!

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