Us magazine has a story that should be completely unbelievable but then you remember who it's about and you end up believing every word of it. The short version is, a drugged-up looking Britney tried on underwear in the middle of a sex store and then stole a wig. The longer version is:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees "told her they don't allow people to try on underwear," a source at the scene says. "She was really upset."
Adds the source: "She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes."
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, "The employees kept saying 'Don't change out here!' She's just like, 'Well, I couldn't take them in the fitting room!' It was like dealing with a child."
Spears' tantrum only continued. "The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card," the source tells Us. As payback, "on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!"
It's amazing what a fuckup this chick is. She's like a damn cyborg - she can't be stopped, she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with. And don't try laser beams, our earth weapons only make her stronger.
FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT (old school. so what, fukkers?)
Omitted from the story: It was one of those prank mullet wigs.
I am not flipflopping on my point of view. the job of a paparazzo must be really sucky. I have no respect for those low lifes. Urtime those news about Brintey holding a cup of coffee or calling someone with her iPhone. Really! Who gives a tranny leg?
For the love of god…someone just kill her and do everyone a favor. Calling her a child is an insult to inbred 3 eyed down infested offspring everywhere.
Skanky ho…who knows what kind of critters she just infected those thongs with.
She needs to steal Rogaine from a Supercuts!
Rumor also has it she's one again pregnant.
Someone really needs to commit this fucking crazy bitch into the loony bin before she kills somebody. This motherfucker is the type that will kill a car load of kids while driving around in a drugged out stuper and walk away without a scratch…
She had a chinese fetus placed into her womb
Britney is not feelin the love anymore.
I heard that OJ hid his guns in there from the robbery.
…Wait? There's ever anything going on behind her eyes? Really? Or has this witness never looked at Britney's eyes before?
hahaha! britney, do you know how much male ejaculate is on that wig? I mean i have never been in that hustler store and have no idea what manniqine you are talking about.
[snide, unoriginal comment about Britney Spears being out of control, slutty, a drug addict]
Seriously, can we just ignore her? Just clue us in when her obituary is in the papers. I want to know what Lindsay is up to, that classy broad.
OJ is her baby-daddy.
Easiest way to kill Britney? Start poisoning the nation's bacon, Twinkie, and Starbucks Frappuccino supply.
FN emo. Where did she get the tranny, pinky bag? 1-Dollar-shops still sucks.
Any way we could get a nice post about Alyssa Milano's ass?
gotdang is going to be sooo pissed…
this can't be real. somehow, someway, somebody is making up there stories
http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/2007/11/exclusive_britneys_pregnant_an.php
The link regarding her pregnancy.