There seems to be some confusion about the split between Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda, and apparently no one is more confused than Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda. Early reports by People.com and others said she filed last Wednesday and Hulk was genuinely surprised to hear the news. Now one new report says Linda doesn't really want to divorce ("She keeps saying to him 'Can't we find a way to make this work? She doesn't want to see the family break up.") and another says the split happened long ago and no one should be surprised ("Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been on the outs since June, and that the divorce filing was not a surprise to the Hogans or people who know the couple … the couple even filmed part of their reality TV show 'Hogan Knows Best' when they were separated.")
The real question haunting the experts about these two is, would you bang their daughter? Here she is over the weekend at a pool near Miami Beach. I'm not sure what madman convinced a girl this thick to wear horizontal stripes, but I'm assuming he's gay and his mom beat him with a pool cue and now he hates women. In the mom's defense, I now would also like to beat him with a pool cue. Brooke Hogan is to sex what donkeys are to field goal kicking. I'm sure they could both technically do the job, but there has to be some better options out there somewhere.
No ass.
Oh yeah, first, bitches.
Big boobs.
I would fuck her, but then I'm a brave soldier with a dick of pure steel. What I'm trying to say is I'd fuck her with a bayonet.
Wait, what?!
I've had sex with thick, yet athletic women before. It's actually quite productive. You really get a full body workout, wrestling around with a chick who could probably kick your ass, but in actuality just wants to make white stuff come out of me.
High five.
i'm sorry, but unlike swamp thing, this thick chick is completely fuckable… i'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane…
She's a bit err… chunky. I would be scared that she would attempt to eat me after sex.
Also, she has a man's jawline. Cut that hair short, remove the implants, put her in a two-piece suit and she could resemble David Niven. With the moustache.
Ass Tagger: hive five to you… hive five to you
She would get it.
And I would give it to her.
She's got the sexiest adam's apple
She is one of those chicks you know looks decent today but in the future is going to be thick fatty McFat. So hurry up and give it up Brooke
"would you bang their daughter?"
yes, yes I would – although Woody and MG collectively make a good point: how does a girl that chunky not have more of an ass?
I would most certainly fuck this 19 year-old POA, and would love to coat her throat with my Stewie-seed.
The horizantal stripes make her bulge look wider.
She seems like the real-life incarnation of the chick you told your buddies made "horse noises" when you banged her. Up until now, she never really existed.
Sure hate coming off like a lesbian here, but I wish I had her body. I'm mostly bones with some drum-caused muscles. I have no curves because I can't keep weight on. (I know sisters, poor poor me.) I think in these pics, Brooke looks like what a woman should look like - healthy yet still soft. If I were a guy, I'd certainly hit that. But I'm not a guy, and her face looks like a man, so I'm concerned about you dudes who would hit it without a bag on her face or something.
deeusjayustechussysus, did you not see the comments I left on your myspace? What, no return bitchslapping? Heh heh.
Is her porn video out yet? She is a porn star right? She fits the profile!
In photo number two
Why is Linday Lohan wearing a shirt in the water?
I thought this was Florida.
All the tig ole bitty luvers from the Crawford vs. Tilly thread should be all over this. I would refrain though, knowing that a thinner MILF - like Ms. Crawford - might be along any minute, and would be much better in the sack….
gotdang
I see healthy, but soft?
Nothing soft on her. However, my dick is soft from looking at her pictures…..