11.09.2007 EVERYONE HATES TOM CRUISE

Fox News says it's no coincidence that Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend a dinner earlier this week honoring Tom Cruise.  Cruise, Redford and Streep, of course, star in "Lions For Lambs", which opens nationwide today.  Fox says:

When I noted that the "Lions for Lambs" stars were absent, an insider very close to the scene told me, "Meryl and Bob can’t stand Tom. In London, Tom kept trying to push himself into interviews. Bob said, 'No.' Tom wouldn’t listen. Meryl has done almost nothing for the movie. She wants nothing to do with him."
A spokesman said Redford had always had a Sundance Institute dinner scheduled for that night. But usually in those cases, the absentees send video testimonials. Neither Streep nor Redford were involved in that kind of gesture.

People aren't normally this polarized unless Tom Cruise is involved somehow.  Some people say they love him, some seemingly can't stand him.  Seriously, I think he might be the devil.



(73) Comments

  1. Ryche 11/09/2007 18:03

    Fist Bitches…

     

     

    and i love britney.. hehehhe

  2. Ryche 11/09/2007 18:04

    fist again..

     

    and doesnt katy just look hot as hell.. 

  3. HoneySuckle 11/09/2007 18:05

    The devil wears Katie Couric's hairdo

  4. Frankie Boy 11/09/2007 18:07

    Tom Cruise is a dick.  I just want to mouth fuck his wife!!!!

  5. Doctress Leisa 11/09/2007 18:16

    Tom might be a douchebag, but I heard he was marvelous as one of Santa's helpers in Fred Claus.

  6. bnepro 11/09/2007 18:17

    cruise is a super-freak and not in a 'bitchin-retro-im-rick-james-bitch-cool-ass-70's'

    way either.  Ryche!  we agree on something!  i don't believe it.

    the sad thing is that if kate was snowed into marrying tom cruise, there's probably

    something jacked up about her as well…what a crime. 

  7. The Sexiest Man Alive 11/09/2007 18:21

    Actually Leisa, while Tom Cruise does make a cameo in Fred Claus, it isn't as one of Santa's helpers. It's as a pile of reindeer shit. Oddly enough he's less repulsive in that role as he is in real life.

  8. Silverback 11/09/2007 18:27

    Looks more and more like a lesbian every day. Level 10 must be about leaving the whole male-female thing behind.

  9. pepper 11/09/2007 18:28

    I'm sorry,

    that is not Katie H.

    NO FUCKING WAY!!! 

  10. Doctress Leisa 11/09/2007 18:28

    LOL sexy man!

    When reached for a comment, an actual pile of reindeer shit was impressed with Tom's performance. "It was uncanny," the shit said, while flies buzzed lazily around his repulsive mass , "Tom's performance was so natural. That was really inspired casting–I couldn't have done it better myself."

  11. Raymond K. Hessel 11/09/2007 18:29

    Ryche, I'm with ya again………I've run into Katie at an NYC restuarant, and in person she is suprisingly hot. Suri is even kinda cute too.  Tom is still a nut bagjuice

  12. coffeeman 11/09/2007 18:29

    I'll second that Kate looks hot as all hell - I can totally cover Tom's half of the pic up (with a magazine or piece of paper) and fixate on her.  She makes white stuff come out of me….

    And with that, I can end the work week on a happy note.  Later, bitches……

  13. Doctress Leisa 11/09/2007 18:38

    I am actually amazed that Katie looks so hot, considering that Tom keeps her chained to the foot of his bed every night while he beats his tiny pud to pictures of himself getting reamed in the ass by Xenu.

  14. Moe 11/09/2007 18:42

    White trash in Armani… that's a shame

  15. Keyser S 11/09/2007 18:57

    Ya know, for someone who sues you the minute you call him gay he sure does sport the queerest haircut.  Perhaps this is his strategy, daring the media to label him a butt cowboy and then winning million dollar lawsuits.  That hair makes Elton John look like John Wayne.

  16. Keyser S 11/09/2007 18:59

    I like his beard, though.

  17. Dionysius 11/09/2007 19:01

    A Katie clone?

  18. Dionysius 11/09/2007 19:02

    Just how much do you like that beard, fella?

     

  19. Keyser S 11/09/2007 19:05

    Enough to buy her dinner and show her my etchings.

  20. pepper 11/09/2007 19:07

    Raymond K. Hessel you sure you don't want to rent a room with Ryche?

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