11.29.2007 KIM KARDASHIAN MIGHT BE LYING

Page Six says today that police are having a hard time believing Kim Kardashians claim that she had 50,000 dollars worth of jewelry stolen from her purse while posing for pictures inside JFK airport in New York.  Which in my mind smacks of discrimination.  Just because you're a lying whore doesn't mean oh ok never mind.

The sex tape vixen and reality TV star supposedly lost her diamonds, a Cartier watch, digital camera and her laptop on Nov. 8, but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt. Neither Port Authority cops, the NYPD nor the Queens district attorney has any report of a theft. Kardashian's reps didn't return calls.

The early reports said Kim's people were investigating on their own.  They don't need some pencil pushing cops because the crack team around Kim Kardashian was gonna settle the score on this one.  Which is awesome because Kim Kardashian is a fucking retard, and retards are funny.  I will bet you a thousand dollars she would end up dressed as a giant piece of fruit at some point.  Or Abe Lincoln.

(61) Comments

  1. JoeBlow 11/29/2007 09:43

    HA HA

  2. Willie Beamin 11/29/2007 09:45

    So she did hide that shit in her ass

  3. Slaappy 11/29/2007 09:46

    "but law enforcement officials suspect it's a publicity stunt."

     

    didn't we all agree this last thread,

     

    NYPD > LAPD which of course is obvious

  4. pepper 11/29/2007 09:47

     JoeBlow

    I am in love with your sheep. May I rent it for an hour or two?

     

       As for this bitch, one clue that would give it away is the fact that a Cartier watch was stolen.

       Don't most people wear the watch around the wrist?   makes you go MMMMMM! 

     

      

  5. Sousbois 11/29/2007 09:48

    We need to search her? Thoroughly? Intimately?

    Pick me! Pick me!

  6. Dirty Hairy 11/29/2007 09:53

    Newsworthy headline:

    KIM KARDASHIAN MAY HAVE TOLD THE TRUTH/NOT SUCKED 3 COCKS AT ONCE  

  7. Spider Pig 11/29/2007 09:53

    pay up DH.  I win.

  8. Dirty Hairy 11/29/2007 09:56

    What the fuck are you talking about, yIntagh?

  9. IMDB 11/29/2007 09:56

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club Meetrich.com! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site

  10. IMDB 11/29/2007 09:56

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club Meetrich.com! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site

  11. Slaappy 11/29/2007 09:58

    please Doctress take care of double spammin squids

  12. man bear pig 11/29/2007 10:00

    Maybe they should give her some crayons and she could sketch what the shit looked like for the police. I agree this broad is a retard just like IMDB!

  13. JoeBlow 11/29/2007 10:01

    Pepper you can love the sheep long time for two dollar.

  14. Observer 11/29/2007 10:02

    Has anyone ever spent a few minutes watching her TV Show?

    I watched a bit last night…on the E! channel.

    It is not good.

  15. elvis 11/29/2007 10:02

    fame whore

  16. Willie Beamin 11/29/2007 10:04

    I have Observer….it was painful to watch…I would almost rather get a shot to the nutsack than watch that shit again…almost

  17. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 11/29/2007 10:04

    Somebody stole The Goat's diamond-encrusted ankletshooflets.

    She seems really disgustinghonest and forthcoming to me.

  18. JackAzz 11/29/2007 10:04

    CHECK IN HER ASS!  I'm telling you, she's hiding something in there, it could be a laptop, or it could be a eggplant!

  19. pepsiaftertaste 11/29/2007 10:05

    IMDB, i would not piss on you if you were on fire.

     

    unless my piss was pure gasoline. 

  20. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 11/29/2007 10:06

    They don't need some pencil pushing cops because the crack team around Kim Kardashian was gonna settle the score on this one.

    With such a humongous ass, her "crack team" must number in the hundreds, falling just short of her personal gang-bang best.

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