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JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE COOL - John Mayer sings faggity songs, but he's banged Jessica Simpson and he has tons of money, so who's laughing now. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he doesn't care if I think he sings faggity songs. Adding to his cool list is that he hung out with Chapelle that one time on the show and he does stuff like this video, a parody of the most disgusting thing I've seen since Dunst smiled at me in the hallway at UTA.
KFED IS GOING BACK TO COURT - Kevin Federlines attorneys will be back in court today because Britney Spears has repeatedly violated her orders to get drug tested. They say she has, "failed to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing". They're asking for the court to modify the existing custody order and restrict Britney's visitation rights even more. They're also asking, "who ate my sandwich?" And Britney said, "rut randrich? (num, num, num, chew, swallow)"
THE WORLDS MOST SARCASTIC HEADLINE - In an article titled, "Woo-hah! Got them all in court", Metro NY says, "Manhattan Criminal Court looked more like the Grammy Awards yesterday, as four hip-hop stars (Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule, Lil Wayne and Remy Ma) appeared in separate cases ranging from assault to criminal possession of a weapon." I think it would have been funnier if they said it looked more like the Soul Train Awards, but then, I think offensive racism is super super funny.
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By the time I post this I'll be Third!
Dammit, y'all are gonna make me eat my words on John Mayer, aren't you.
No way!!! My first first!!!!
FIRST!!!!!
P.S. John Mayer sings faggy songs.
John Mayer is cool with Black Folks, and if Dave Chappelle likes him then that's all that matters.
http://www.frenchscat.com watch the free trailer, its so fun. T'outte j'mon.
Very very funny video.
In response to article #:
1) Mayer sucks. He also broke up with JSimpson, which makes him a sucky fag. <—redundant
2) Never woulda thought I'd ever root for KFed in a court case against Britney…..ever.
3) Hey Penn's Finest, ya see how everything you say turns into bullshit? Try telling me your people own me like a dog again. I'll just keep referencing this type of shit over and over again. When the white man gets rich he goes out and gets a hot whore wife; when the black man gets rich he goes out and buys an arsenal along with spinnin 22's, you dumb bastard.
John Mayer is actually very cool….it's just as shame he writes faggy songs.
Also, I wish I would have known that all those guys were in court yesterday. I had a Moltov cocktail ready to go…
Eeeeeevery rose…….has it's thorns…….THAT"S MAH SHIT RIGHT THERE!!
/I'm from the suburbs, man
//I can't help it
SoBB, is your avy one of the scenes in the opening credits of Ernest Scared Stupid???
Fucking funny about Britney.
I've said it before and I'll say it again -
screw originality on my partI love the "Britney Accent"And Britney said, "rut randrich? (num, num, num, chew, swallow)"
…and another repeat theme of mine…….you can't fault WWTDD for reporting this stuff - how could you not record this fucking fat fool in meltdown.
When the white man gets rich he goes out and gets a hot whore wife; when the black man gets rich he goes out and buys an arsenal along with spinnin 22's, you dumb bastard.
*golf clap*
DB…um, no. odd reference, tho. It's from Nosferatu.
Also, Ernest Goes to Jail > Ernest Scared Stupid
THOSE BITCHES IN COURTFUKERDICK TITTYWASHING
Observer…I kinda see what you mean. In about 10 years, after Britney is dead and gone and her rise and dramatic fall are chronicled, you'll see specials on the History Channel or E! about it and I think we'll probably see our Fearless Leader on there, being interviewed with the caption "Britney Expert" underneath his name.
Goddammit, how did I not get to that Mayer video first? Bastard.
Maybe we could get Casey Kasem to do the voice over for all future Britney interviews.
Court: Britney, you missed your drug test.
Britney: Rot Roh
(At least that how's she'll sound in my head from now on.)
please god if you dont do another thing for me please strike down that inhuman piece of snake shit john mayer
BritBrit must really hate those kids, or really love drugs…
What is it with Rappers being so naughty all the time? Tisk.
the only sound i picture britney making is the smack of her lips as she mows down a bag of cheetos.
the part that really sucks is the only sound i used to her coming from her was "please fuck more you animal." now i have to settle for phone sex lines if i want something crazy like that. who lost on that fucking deal