November 8, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee">2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a>
JOHN MAYER MIGHT BE COOL – John Mayer sings faggity songs, but he's banged Jessica Simpson and he has tons of money, so who's laughing now. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he doesn't care if I think he sings faggity songs. Adding to his cool list is that he hung out with Chapelle that one time on the show and he does stuff like this video, a parody of the most disgusting thing I've seen since Dunst smiled at me in the hallway at UTA.
KFED IS GOING BACK TO COURT – Kevin Federlines attorneys will be back in court today because Britney Spears has repeatedly violated her orders to get drug tested. They say she has, "failed to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing". They're asking for the court to modify the existing custody order and restrict Britney's visitation rights even more. They're also asking, "who ate my sandwich?" And Britney said, "rut randrich? (num, num, num, chew, swallow)"
THE WORLDS MOST SARCASTIC HEADLINE – In an article titled, "Woo-hah! Got them all in court", Metro NY says, "Manhattan Criminal Court looked more like the Grammy Awards yesterday, as four hip-hop stars (Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule, Lil Wayne and Remy Ma) appeared in separate cases ranging from assault to criminal possession of a weapon." I think it would have been funnier if they said it looked more like the Soul Train Awards, but then, I think offensive racism is super super funny.
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