MANDY MOORE AND MATT PERRY? - Page Six says that Mandy Moore was seen on a date with Matthew Perry at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."
She's 27 and he's 38, but in my mind she seems way way younger and he seems way way older. So I was surprised it's only an 11 year difference. I was also surprised at how uncomfortable it made me to picture her licking his old balls. See what I mean? Haunting, isn't it? (full size of the banner pic here)
UPDATE - the New York Post says Mandy is 27, but IMDB lists her birthday as April 10, 1984, making her 23.
BRITNEY IS NOT NUMBER ONE - The Eagles' first new studio album in 28 years, "Long Road Out of Eden," is the number one album by a mile this week, selling 711,000 copies. Britney Spears album "Blackout" is a distant second, selling 290,000 copies, well short of the projected 380,000. Britney was originally expected to have the number one album, but Billboard now allows albums sold at only one retailer to be included on their chart. The Eagles album is one of these, and is sold only at Wal Mart. Also available only at Wal Mart - soul crushing depression.
NEVERLAND IS NEVERMORE (ZING!) - According to new reports, Michael Jacksons sprawling Santa Barbara estate, better known as "Neverland", has gone into foreclosure because Jackson is delinquent on a 23 million dollar loan. Where did all his money go? Who am I, Mr. Owl, how the fuck am I supposed to know?
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This is a weak way to kick off hump day.
I just went to Wal-Mart and they were out of soul-crushing depression. They did however have plentiful amounts of I don't care what I look like in public and NASCAR hats.
Britney is still gorgeous, I think, but she is a little fat for now. Her new album sounds good… Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be meetrich.com, millionairematch? wealthymen?who cares. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match at http://www.meetrich.com.
All of Michael Jackson's money went to stupid shit like the rights to all of the Beatles songs and 1,000,000 dollar space suits and kiddie porn. Oh, and lots and lots of nose jobs.
Mandy Moore is like.. my age. That would be 23, not 27.
Britney's new album shouldn't be sold at Wal-Mart.
It's supposed to be family-friendly, and Britney has made it clear that she pretty much hates hers.
first! …sike
-your mom
llpeo,
Your post are as funny as adware, spyware and popups!
Yeah, Mandy Moore is 23 or so.. not 27. Way to keep up with things!
That's it, Mandy, now just lean over a bit… a bit more… okay now… now, um…
PLEASE MAKE OUT WITH JESSICA SIMPSON!!!
Mandy Moore had always looked weird to me. I dunno…she comes off as a tranny at times. She also always looks like she's unsure of something…like when you fart and it's kinda wet and you wonder for the briefest of moments if you shit your pants.
I'd enjoy a roll in the hay with Mandy Moore as much as I'd enjoy one with Awwwwkitten.
I love how the TAG on this article says "Michael Jefferson." Priceless.
SoBB- take that back!!
How much do little blonde boys cost these days? Are several missing? Follow the money trail from Michael's
ass"back pocket" and see where you end up. I do believe this mystery is solved. (I'm stealing meph's Sherlock thunder. I am far more slick and dangerous.)The "Stuff From All Over" posts are always fun because I seem to never run out of comments for them. Like this classic little nugget:
I think it's quite alright for Britney's CD to be sold at Wal Mart. But I think they'd sell more copies if they put the CD in the bin with all of the bacon, cheese and cold cuts. Or maybe with the Cheetos and chili dip. Or with the guns. Then you could listen to the CD, place the barrel in your mouth and kill yourself.
And holy f**k, how short is Jessica Simpson? Or better yet, how tall is Mandy Moore? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jess is a f**king midget.
#1) I think the banner proves that Mandy is pretty cute. If I recall correctly, the last thread showing her was over the summer in that bathing suit of hers. Granted she had some baby fat rolling off some of the edges, I'd still throw a 100mph dickball up her cooter. Mathew Perry is a pimp….say what you want about his acting; he's a pimp, nonetheless.
#2) Of course The Eagles will rape Brit outta numero uno! Even though I do not particularly care for em, they still sing music while Britney utters pig noises outta the side of her mouth while she's chewing the hearts of newborns and KFC.
#3) The next step is; who's gonna buy that property and turn it into another Six Flags??? Also, where the hell is that noseless freak?
Kitten, what am I taking back? oh..sorry…"kiddie porn" should have been more PC…I meant "child pornography". My bad.
(i kid, i kid)
"She [M Moore] also always looks like she's unsure of something…"
Agreed, SoBB
As for Michael JEFFERSON, it makes sense that he's losing the place. Do you have any idea how much money this queen blows on the most insanely pointless crap?
This troll hasn't earned a dime doing anything in like fourteen years. I'm not counting child molestation because, well let's face it, there's no profit to be had there, is there?