MSNBC says that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday. Wait, what?
After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare.Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source. “Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.” “Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”
Ashlee is living in a fantasy word if she thinks she would have been the headline if not for Jamie Lynn. She's completely average in every way, at best. It would be more exciting to just randomly dial your phone or turn your oven on and off than to watch anything with Ashlee Simpson in it. Watching her is like sitting your chair in front of a plain beige wall and then just staring at it, except that Ashlee is way more boring.