The brand new PageSix.com says that when Britney Spears was at her 26th birthday over the weekend, she made a 1am phone call on Sunday morning, begging her ex Kevin Federline to come join her.
Cloaked in a white fur-lined coat and black minidress, the lonely mother of two was partying with Alli Sims and sometime frenemy Paris at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style in Los Angeles, Calif., on Saturday night before contacting Kevin. "She got annoyed when Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys," added the insider. "Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking."
The life size Kathy Ireland cardboard display for Miller Lite that I found in the dumpster is the closet thing I've ever had to a girlfriend. I don't see why Page Six has to taunt me with all this talk of hooking up. Now I'm all sad. Thanks a lot, jerks.
Dumb tart
unsuprised first.
You wish, bitch.
FOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!! 4th!!!
>.<
Slow internet sucks.
Still not suprised.
Things that need breathalizers:
Rockbottom = KFed making you look like a fucking retard
She should dial Naughty America a make some threesomes, crippled fat slob.
To quote the little gay kid from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry -
"Cockroaches are so EEEEWWWYYY!"
She must be insane. Do you see the real hair in comparison to the fake ones??? I mean, common'…
Breathalyzer? She would probably suck and blow at the same time!
The boys will be so proud on Mothers Day 2015
Frenemy? That's positively delicious! Our only frenemy is the French Prime Minister. *sigh*
And ourselves.
I noticed that the other day actually…. then I tried to picture her without those horrendous extensions. It was frightening. I needed a stiff drink afterwards…
Her goddamn mouth looks just like the mouth on that fucking monster in the 1st ALIEN movie right before the second set was about to shoot out and fuckup someone's day.
Maybe someone on the other side of the table flashed her a a bit of shit-covered cock…
or maybe it was just the chocolate cake…
Oh Brit, Brit, Brit. You are such a loser. And I think that's so funny for some reason. Oh that's right, you're a talentless bitch who got to cash in on the stupidity of others. I hope you lose ALL your money. Nothing would make me smile bigger than seeing you penniless. If only I could figure out how to do that, I would. I so would. Just knowing I could never do anything to achieve your low level of twatiness is a source of great relief for me.
PS: I didn't notice until now that her chest/neck area looks like she's 50. That's kind of creepy. Nay, that's seriously creepy.
She's like 12
P.S. I love that the hair extensions dont match the hair color. I say bring back the stupid hats.
RICHARD WILL THEY BE PROUD THAT MOMMY DIED FIVE YEARS AGO INHALING A BUTTDICK?????
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A COMPELLING QUESTION SCIENCE HAS YET TO ANSWER
When you get rejected for a booty call by Kfed you are a complete bust. Might as well start blowing guys for cash on Sunset with the other "stars".
On that pic, I think she noticed that she's gotta cock.