BRITNEY IS NOT HAPPY

Page Six says today that the reason Britney Spears had to find out from that tabloids that her little sister is pregnant is because Jamie Lynn is scared of Britney’s temper and didn't feel like dealing with one of her little hissy fits.

“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” says the family insider, who added that Jamie Lynn often had to suffer her sister’s tantrums when they were growing up. “She loves Britney, not Britney's temper.”Though Britney, 26, and Jamie Lynn, 16, have since spoken about the pregnancy, their conversations have been “clinical” and awkward.“Their relationship is estranged,” says the source. “Jamie Lynn does not recognize Britney as the sister she grew up with, so she has gone to her friends, her boyfriend and her mom when she needs someone.”“It is mostly by Britney's choice,” says the insider. “She is so self-absorbed in her own life that she has forgotten what is important in life, like her family."

What word means the exact opposite of "news"? Whatever it is, say that and then "Britney Spears is an ungrateful fucking idiot."