CALM DOWN FATTY

By brendon December 03, 2007 @ 1:42 PM

Britney Spears celebrated her 26th birthday Saturday night with a stop at the Scandinavian Style Mansion, where they gave her a cake and sang "Happy Birthday" for her.  When asked for a comment, Britney said, "I wun dat cake so bad…"  and they said, no, a comment about your birthday, and Britney said, "da cake goes in ma tummy".  And then she opened her mouth and pointed at it and rubbed her stomach in a circular motion, seemingly to indicate the final voyage of the cake.  Then there was a loud "NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM" sound and a cloud of chocolate crumbs.  True story!

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(120) Comments

  1. avatar
    Pennsylvania's Finest 12/03/2007 14:01

    fist fatty

  2. avatar
    MG Admirer 12/03/2007 14:01

    Aaaarrrrggghhh – my eyes – it burns it burns….!!!!

  3. avatar
    Pennsylvania's Finest 12/03/2007 14:02

    what's everyone else eating?

  4. avatar
    Eddie Munster 12/03/2007 14:02

    what a FARGIN ICEHOLE!

  5. avatar
    smithdk4 12/03/2007 14:03

    Crazy is as crazy does.  Nice clibbage though.

  6. avatar
    Juan 12/03/2007 14:04

    Britney should use the left-hand banner pic as her "official" publicity photo.

    Replacing the "shaved head, umbrella-swinging maniac" one.

     

  7. avatar
    Ray Babbitt 12/03/2007 14:04

    …And she's a size 2 also. Um, Yaaaahhhh.

  8. avatar
    Pennsylvania's Finest 12/03/2007 14:04

    quick…eat it before jennifer love fatty shows up

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    coffeeman 12/03/2007 14:05

    Where are the 'after' shots, the ones with the chocolate smeared all over the white fur, and Brit passed out in the corner, showing her crab-infested hatchet wound again?  We need to get the whole story on these celebutards, dude, not just the captions….

  10. avatar
    Juan 12/03/2007 14:05

    How long do you think that white coat with the fur collar stayed clean?  I bet it had chocolate frosting on it two seconds after the last photo was taken.

  11. avatar
    Juan 12/03/2007 14:06

    Wow, coffeeman, we must be psychic twins!

  12. avatar
    MG Admirer 12/03/2007 14:07

    Even on her 26th birthday, she still managed to dress in the worst possible way.

  13. avatar
    Juan 12/03/2007 14:08

    Britney stood up and made a very humorous speech at her party.

    She said, "Everyone is always tellin' me to shut your cake-hole, but tonight ah get to keep it open, hee hee." 

    Then she turned serious for a moment.

    "Ah'm warnin' you, do not get between me and mah cake. That would be a fatal mistake. Hey, that was a poem!"

     

  14. avatar
    Bulb 12/03/2007 14:09

    There it is. The pic that will spawn a thousand avatars.

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    leftnutofjesus 12/03/2007 14:09

    I love pussy like britney loves cake.

    but not fat celebrity's pussy.

    I would….but I don't know how to dance the tango with wizard sleeves. They're too loose with their movements. 

  16. avatar
    MG Admirer 12/03/2007 14:09

    You can even see the raspberries climbing down the side of the cake trying in vain to escape her evil clutches…. :-)

  17. avatar
    coffeeman 12/03/2007 14:09

    Yes Juan, you complete me……

  18. avatar
    gravy donor 12/03/2007 14:09

    Where is the picture of her friends faces showing their utter dissapointment when fatty ate all the cake?

  19. avatar
    Bulb 12/03/2007 14:09

    I'd hit hit. With a cake.

  20. avatar
    Juan 12/03/2007 14:10

    Britney's only 26 years old?

    In the words of my junior-high school buddies, "I didn't know you could get so dumb so fast."

     

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