Very obviously Tom Cruise has been plagued for years by rumors that he's gay, and every girlfriend or wife he ever has is just called a beard, and now Katie Holmes tells Us magazine some stuff that will do anything but help.
Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on. "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush," she told the January issue of In Style. "He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.' Now that gives me attitude."
Uhhh … hmm. A suit, huh? Like, a suit and tie. And your hair keeps getting shorter and shorter, huh? This is what we call "baby steps" Katie. By next year, fully expect an interview where she says, "Toms new big turn-on is when I wear an old fedora and argyle sweater and smoke a pipe during sex. And he mounts me from behind and does anal, and he likes it when I wave my arm back at him and say, 'you kids get out of there! Damn kids!' "
FEAST!!!!!
and WTF is up with babydoll bangs, my girl got them too and yeah, cool and all for about 1 day
Can't we pass a law like those fine Germans banning Scientology?
Tom likes me in a poodle outfit.
I hope she does anal.
Any videos out there?
Next year Tom will be asking her to put on a suit and a black strap on
" tom likes it when i wake up in the morning and put on a lumber jacket and steel toed boots and make pancakes for breakfast….i usually yell…how many do you want you little bitch"
I always think he'd be less a giver, more a reciever if u get my drift
Are there two more genuine smiles on the planet?
Gayer than Travolta. And no doubt he's the bitch.
Well… Maybe not gayer than Travolta. Maybe gay with Travolta. Yes, thats the one. Poor Katie.
She is like a giant compared to him. He has to stand on a stool to do anything to her. Kiss, fuck, and audit her.
Those bangs are horrible she looks like Tyra
I think Tom Thumb
secretlyhas a crush on the Berries and Cream Lad.I hate those fucking bangs! If I wanted to fuck a dutch boy, I'd be Tom Cruise….um wait…
That's the best sexy line she can come up with? "I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush."??
She is a horrible, horrible actress.
Tom likes me in a clown suit. Bozo's his favorite.
Holding a statue of a baby deer isn't helping his cause either.
Is it wrong that I hope they go all applesauce and poison vodka like the Heaven's Gate cult?
Tom likes it when I get in my Buffalo Bill skin suit.
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!
OK, what the FUCK is with the autoplay music ad?
My favorite clown costume to wear for Tom Thumb is Pennywise.