LINDSAY IS GAY NOW OR SOMETHING

There have been rumors before about Lindsay Lohan hooking up with other chicks (here and here), and now Page Six says she may be at it again, this time with her new BFF Courtenay Semel.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel.The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they've been living together in a house in LA for about a month."Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."

That’s Courtenay (i hate you for that spelling) in the picture.  She looks like Sophia Coppola, and if that came out as a compliment I should probably rephrase it.  Normally I think short chicks are hot but she looks like a damn elf.  Either that's some novelty oversized Red Bull can, or that chick is a foot and a half tall.  Lindsay is hot, she should be getting much hotter ass than this.  If not for herself, then for me and her fans.  Lindsay's mouth is every 15-year-olds boys secret bulls-eye, she needs to consider them when deciding what girls to make out with.