LINDSAY LOHAN FORGOT SOMETHING

The Sun UK says that Lindsay Lohan was on her way does anyone actually read this part?  I might be over thinking this.

LINDSAY LOHAN has given up a lot of things for good since rehab – and it seems her bra may be one of them.  Famous for leaving her underwear at home in the past, Lindsay is showing no signs of changing her ways as we approach 2008.  Li-Lo was on her way to dinner at Koi restaurant in LA when she was snapped by an army of paps.  Her thin sheer top was too weak for their flashes, though, which showed off her lack of support.

Why can't more girls be like Lindsay Lohan?  She's an amazing woman.  People like Angelina Jolie could learn a lot from her.  Angelina needs to spend a little less time bringing antibiotics to 8-year-old African kids laboring away in haunted diamond mines and spend a little more time in really thin shirts with no bra.  That other shit is depressing.  Lindsay is fun.  If I date a chick, I want nights filled with erotic adventures, not consulting the villages enchanted lion about why it won't rain.