12.07.2007 LINDSAY LOHAN FORGOT SOMETHING

The Sun UK says that Lindsay Lohan was on her way does anyone actually read this part?  I might be over thinking this.

LINDSAY LOHAN has given up a lot of things for good since rehab – and it seems her bra may be one of them.  Famous for leaving her underwear at home in the past, Lindsay is showing no signs of changing her ways as we approach 2008.  Li-Lo was on her way to dinner at Koi restaurant in LA when she was snapped by an army of paps.  Her thin sheer top was too weak for their flashes, though, which showed off her lack of support.

Why can't more girls be like Lindsay Lohan?  She's an amazing woman.  People like Angelina Jolie could learn a lot from her.  Angelina needs to spend a little less time bringing antibiotics to 8-year-old African kids laboring away in haunted diamond mines and spend a little more time in really thin shirts with no bra.  That other shit is depressing.  Lindsay is fun.  If I date a chick, I want nights filled with erotic adventures, not consulting the villages enchanted lion about why it won't rain.


(124) Comments

  1. coffeeman 12/07/2007 11:25

    I'm not afraid to say it - I'd bang her like she was the last chick on earth.

  2. StinkPinky PooMaster 12/07/2007 11:25

    Wow, no matter how dumb she is, that Rack makes it all better.

  3. coffeeman 12/07/2007 11:26

    And apparently I'd the FIRST to get there.  Weep, bitches….

  4. TengoWood 12/07/2007 11:26

    Smokin'!

    "No one know what it's like to be a bad man, behind blue eyes."

  5. thebigevil 12/07/2007 11:27

    5th

     

  6. thebigevil 12/07/2007 11:27

    …and whoa titays!

  7. TengoWood 12/07/2007 11:28

    Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

  8. essequemodeia 12/07/2007 11:28

    Why are all Lohan shots so FUCKING OVEREXPOSED?

  9. Observer 12/07/2007 11:29

    not consulting the villages enchanted lion about why it won't rain.

    Not that I'm trying to "one-up" Correction Chimp but shouldn't the line read:

    "not consulting the village's enchanted lion………"

    note the possessive for village.

  10. TengoWood 12/07/2007 11:29

    She forgot to leave me the handcuff keys! 

  11. Jim 12/07/2007 11:29

    She has nice breasts and I would like to have sexual intercourse with her.

    I'm sorry for being so vulgar.

  12. leftnutofjesus 12/07/2007 11:30

    She looks different in this picture.

    I guess they're putting zinc in semen, now. 

    I need to stop by PetSmart and get my dick upgraded, too. 

  13. givinupthefight 12/07/2007 11:30

    essequemodeia they aren't, she's just that effing pale.

     Oh and I would hit it hard.

  14. TengoWood 12/07/2007 11:30

    Nice lateral incisors!

  15. leftnutofjesus 12/07/2007 11:31

    ob,

    you're correct.  journalism majors spend more time drinking michelob ultra and banging 17 year olds than going to class.

    that's why i'm a wordsmith. I majored in ass. 

  16. Observer 12/07/2007 11:31

    Brend(0)n:

    I will admit to this……while your writing is usually as funnay as hell and of course your topics are somewhat limited to the antics of douche-bag celebs………

    …….I do indeed skip the verbiage and go straight to the nudes and semi-nudes.  Later I read the posts to see if anything matters…..and guess what….it doesn't matter…

  17. TengoWood 12/07/2007 11:32

    essequemodeia, it's all that man pancake batter and bleach she's exposed to.

  18. Mongro Jackson 12/07/2007 11:32

    I like nipple shots much better, but this is great too.  This girl is just beastly hot, which excuses her from drug/alcohol/promiscuity problems.

     

    I love her.

  19. cheese 12/07/2007 11:32

    She's so hot.

  20. gravy donor 12/07/2007 11:33

     Those are some of the finest party hats in the business.

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