The Daily Mail says that Angelina Jolie is doing her best to put her biological child into years of therapy, as she recently told a magazine that her daughter Shiloh is the family outcast.
The actress - who has adopted three other children from around the world - said in a revealing interview that her only biological child, fathered by actor Brad Pitt, is the odd one out because of her bright blonde hair.
"She looks like Brad. It's funny because she's almost going to be the outcast in the family because she's blonde and blue-eyed," Jolie said.
“I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors," she continued.
"Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."
I'm torn because on one hand, it's mean to rank your kids in a magazine, and have your own kid come in dead last. Angelina might as well grade them. Like for Pax, she could write, "A+ at hiding in trees, digging traps". For Zahara, "looks like Rowlf from Muppet Babies, and Rowlf was funny." "Shiloh needs improvement. Kinda dumb. Thinning hair. Hates Jews?" On the other hand, no well adjusted girls ever go into porno, it's only screwed up ones, and Angelina is well on her way to fuckin this one up. That means the biological daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt could end up stripping. And if you're a guy, and that didn't give you a raging hard-on, go back to the morgue, because you've been dead for several days.
fist?
secunt
and you sink to a new low. shame, this site used to be funny.
Nice.
Like being named Shiloh isn't bad enough, this kids gotta take a backseat to some Ethiopian "survivors".
Start the fucking counter.
Actually…..time it so that the counter starts right as Angie's foot swiftly kicks her baby off the cruiseliner and into the depths of sin……or dick and cocaine. Whatever the term.
I thought Shiloh was Tom and Katie's kid.
That kid is just the way the cartoons are drawn…with FOUR fingers….ahahahahahaah
I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax
Should we expect anymore from lil Miss Blood-Vial-Around-Her-Neck?
lovely… now i know this hot-ass bitch is moonbat-crazy
oh man the queers and the pussies are going to have a field day with this one.
and you should be ashamed, ashamed for offending pepsi's delicate sensibilities.
i think brad is also a survivor. a survivor of living with this crazy ass bitch.
Never have I wanted so bad to fuck a dumb chick . Except for that slow chick that used to work the fry-o-later down at Bojangles.
By the way,
if anyone has heard a woman talk about her kids and thinks what wolfpussy said above is normal,
then please attend my duck sicking classes on Tuesdays…..behind the barn…..in the covered wagon. You'll get a free T-shirt that says, "The Shirt Came With The Black Eyes".
How does the product of 2 of the most beautiful people in the world still come out looking like it has extra chromosomes?
A plea to men everywhere:
STOP BREEDING WITH PSYCHOS
I hear you on why you'd want to fuck them, but please, please, please wrap your willies first.
Angelina: “I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors," she continued.
Please dub in the voice of "Stewie" from Family Guy for the following comment:
Shiloh: "Mother, I hate you so much. Just wait a couple of years, then one night, while you're sleeping…" <makes throat-cutting gesture and sound>
Maybe Jolie had some extra "genetic material" from Billy Bob left over in the Batcave, Doctress.
I love that she thinks the other 3 aren't privileged. I would've taken 6 months of surviving that I won't remember for a life of living like I won the adoption lottery for the rest of my life.
Doc, I almost went there. I was going to say "Man, and I thought Suri was funny looking."
I've also decided to pick on this kid until Brad buys a different hat. We got it, Brad. You're suave. You're worldly. You're covering a middle-aged bald spot.
And for the record, I never thought he was hot. Any guy who, wearing cosmetics, would look prettier than me is the opposite direction of what I look for in hot penis action.
Oh yeah, gotdang, I mean it is Angelina, so just imagine the acrobatics i would be tryin' to pull. But I would still bring the Paris Hilton level protection. DEF-CON 6…Code PRISM
Cyborgs feel jealousy?