Over the past few days, we've seen Tara Reid look kinda good and we've seen her look pretty bad, now we see her kind of in between. Her top just barely covers her tits, and normally that would be awesome, but her nipples look like the dial on a safe (NSFW here), so it's more like we're being threatened by that fact, not seduced. And it's hard not to notice that she can't keep her hands off her breasts. Not that I blame her. I would be all over myself if I was a girl too. And I'd use my vagina to hide things like snacks for the movie theater or my car keys if I was going running. You chicks have it made, you're like sexy kangaroos.
would fucking her be considered necroFISTlia?
Me fist
Guess she's figured out that her stomach turns into a sharpei unless she distorts herself like that.
she looks about as close to a corpse as one can get while still retaining all motor function
More likely to be a replicant–Tara or Posh? It could be a tie though.
ugh. me no fist.
her axe wound looks all boney.
Very nice… The Auschwitz Pet of the Month.
Its good to see she stretches before strenuous cell phone message checking activity
nicely done
Ugh. When was this woman ever hot?
She has the body of Grandma with the face of a kinda-hot 30something… its just not-right.
WHOOPS I take back the face compliment… just started browsing these photos.
She has the face of Timmy the MS Posterboy.
looking at these photos, i get the feeling that Tara thinks she is MUCH hotter than she really is. To me, she looks drug-abusing skinny, which is not hot.
WTF is up with her elbow in bottom row, photo 2????? Ewwwwww, is that a dangling bandaid?
The NSFW is Not Suitable For Humans. Fuck work!!!!
WTF is up with that nipple?
It looks like it was transplanted from a cadaver
(Tommy John elbow surgery on a nipple, anyone?!).
I'm scarred for life… Well, no, not really…
Mmhh, imagine her on a huge fry. Roasted and sticky … whats her name? Anyway. I wouldn't say no with my buddies drinkin' a beer and watching some ball game on TV, eatin that sticky gurl.
Deano,
Thanks for clearing something up for me. They took her elbow flap and put in on her nipple. Did you see that thing?!?!?!? Scary (and scarry, too).
looking @ these pics makes me think of the McRib…BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME! CHOMP! ah crap, now i've really lost my appetite for lunch. thanks you bony bitch.
Top row last pic on right, check out her knee.
It looks like the Virgin Mary, swaddling a baby.
In the words of the immortal Jimmy Norton: "Awful".
Yeah, why do they keep taking the McRib away and then bringing it back? Everyone loves it - just leave it on the fucking menu permanently already. Sheesh.
oh man, that's just nasty. I looked at the pics and within minutes felt the urge to blow the mailman. PLEASE GIVE US BIEL PICS! Tara is making me gay.