Lat week, X17 Online claimed that San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker was cheating on his wife, "Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria, with hot piece of ass model Alexandra Paressant. Parker vehemently denied these allegations and now he's suing X17 for 20 million.
In the lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Parker alleges X17 defamed him, claiming, "X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source."
X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had "an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months."
The suit states, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant."
Implying that Parker could get a girl like Alexandra on her back is maybe the nicest thing anyone will ever say about him, so it's hard to know what he's so pissed off about. I'm sure this was Eva's idea. Her ego can't take it. Alexandra said Eva was boring in bed, that she didn't do certain positions and didn't do facials. Which sounds like she just lays there and complains. So basically fucking Eva Longoria is like fucking the pillow, except more whiny and more ugly. Hot, yes?
Chop-Suey?
I generally have to pay people to say that I've been fucking hot models…
Hot Model? Check.
Likes facials? Check.
Done and done!
Is everyone on holiday?
It's bryce thread! All bryce, all day…
Who is this chump? Celebrity Saddam?
Eva could catch Parker mid stroke in some 19 year old and she'd believe he wasn't cheating on her. You go Tony, deny, deny deny, sue, sue, sue.
It's what you do.
Lots of wives hate certain positions.
My wife used to hate the position where she would lie in bed while I was on a business trip fucking some hooker.
so….tony parker can get eva longoria but has 0 chance at banging Alexandra Paressant. does that make sense?
this seems to be going a bit far to cover his ass. just tell her you fucked the whore already. it worked for Bill Clinton
rv: worked for me, too! although a $17 mil. take on some slanderous pap-a-ratzi rag would have made that pill go down a bit easier.
Does she at least swallow? I think that's an important matter of material fact to bring to trial. Will Eva at least jostle the balls while she's blowing you or is there just no effort there?
Better question is, if you're a hot French piece of model ass, why would you make up a story about fucking that dribbling dorkstick?
Tony Parker is a fag
this is a very bold move, or foolish. i'll go with foolish. Parker is betting that the model doesn't have evidence which will stand up in court, that x17 will be forced to retract their story that he will be vindicated- even though he totally did it- because nobody will be able to prove it. In which case he can continue to ride the Longoria gravy train.
Foolish because he did it, he will totally be busted, and on top of the divorce and the divorce lawyers he will have to pay the lawyers for filing this suit which he will lose. On top of which he might have to pay x17's lawyers too. or eva will. either way he is an idiot and should have cut his losses. (if screwing some hot model is considered a loss these days)
Word is that this Alexandra Paressant chick used to bang Ronaldinho, the Brazilian Soccer phenom. Sounds impressive until you get a look at this guy. Then you realize that he's uglier than sin and all of a sudden, Tony Parker looks like a supermodel by comparison.
and as a note for the common weal here:
if any of you people are celebrities, or are married to much wealthier spouses for that matter, make it a point that if you must engage in extramarital relations you take measures to ensure there is no record. Because your paramour might be motivated to rat you out at some point in the future (especially if you are a celebrity or otherwise susceptible to blackmail).
The best thing to do is probably to do what Tom Cruise does, which is kill the boy when you are done (or have him killed), or what Michael Jackson has done since he learned this lesson- which is go to Oman for disposable boys.
Her MySpace page has that her man in her life is Ronaldinho (8/17 blog):
"Ronaldinho es un fuera de serie en la cama, mejor que en el campo. Él no puede vivir sin amor, es una persona muy pasional y me lo demostró constantemente… "
^^^ This pretty much means that Ronaldinho is a better 'baller' than footballer.
Whys is a French girl writing in Spanish?
and with that being said: eva- i totally feel your pain. i am confident that i can help to bring you comfort. my wife doesn't come to this web site.
PM me.
I caught 5 min of Eva's show the other night by pure accident, and came to the immediate conclusion that she is an ignorant, self-absorbed, talentless media whore. That whole porn tape "leaked" thing was so obviously planned as self-promo… that she thinks the rest of the world is that stupid is an indication as to how stupid she is.
Incidentally, with the writers all on strike, the networks are apparently playing all the pilots theyve been shelving (for good reason) for the past 3 years… I caught part of a Snoop Dog reality show pilot last weekend as I struggled to navigate to my DVR recorded Scrubs episodes. That shit was so boring I cannot find the words to describe.
Yeah, if Ronaldinho put some green face paint on he'd basically be Blanca from Street Fighter, except uglier, and with less face biting.