Britney Spears was scheduled to give a deposition yesterday in her ongoing child custody case with Kevin Federline, but of course she skipped it, for the fifth time in a row. Less than three weeks ago, she claimed she was too sick to attend her fourth court ordered deposition, even though she was seen out the night before and the night after. This is just part of the reason why her attorneys have quit, once again, forcing Britney to find new council. People says:
Her latest lawyer, Sorrell Trope, filed a request Wednesday to withdraw from the singer's custody case, court documents show.
"There has been a breakdown in communications between (Spears) and Trope & Trope (law firm) making further representation of her interests impossible," says the document.
Trope was Spears's third lawyer in her ongoing battle with her ex-husband.
Her first attorney, Laura Wasser, resigned from her case in September shortly after Spears's divorce from Federline was finalized.
Spears then hired the firm Freid & Goldsman, but their relationship ended within days.
I don't know why they want this deposition so bad anyway. Do they really think they're gonna get any answers? You might as well deposition your dog about why he ate your slippers. She'll show up sprinkled with powdered sugar and they'll ask about her kids and she'll say, "whaaaat, I don't even have kids. Well, other than the little fat one. Jerry? Jason? Jason. I think his name is Jason. Oh and there's another one. And the twins. I don't have twins? No, sure I do. Really? Well then … huh, that's weird."
first???
suck my balls.
second :-(
Someone start the countdown till this bitch finally doesn't matter…….ok, I will.
3
2
1
Anything?
Fuck.
If the client's a clit, you must acquit!
JHC - you got it right, but in Brend8n's defense….he's been waiting impatiently like a schoolgirl for an excuse to post another Britney thread.
The new year doesn’t officially start until we have the first BritBrit post of the year.
Here’s to this being the first and last time we hear about her in 2008. /me wipes.
Hey, what happened to the bolds/itallics/etc?
stupid chunky ass whore
damn when is she going to commit suicide or overdose already?
Maybe Twitney should hire the law firm of Dewey, Screwem, and Howe…
Wow, just like Leonard Part 6 - only without the self-loathing and Jell-O pudding.
Oh, wait….
Yeah actually….. it's the same
The thing I don't get is that if one of us shot her in the head, we would be the ones going to jail. That doesn't seem fair.
If the client is a a fat cow, you must acquit anyhow.
i heard even Matlock told her to go fuck herself
Dog the Bounty Hunter needs to rebuild his image after his racist tirade.
If he hunted her down and brought her into court tied up and in handcuffs, he could be elected Governor.
Can't they hold her in contempt and haul her in to testify? Do the officers have the discretion to not use handcuffs if they think she's enjoying it? Is waterboarding now allowed during child custody depositions? Where in hell are all the internet lawyers when you need them?
This calls for an examplary "Contempt of Court" to go along with her "Contempt of Fans" awards.
However……in my depraved "post New Year's" celebratory mood……I'd love to bang her doggy style while she was wearing her "LazyTown" wig.
its not that she's above the law, she's just busy. It appears she couldn't make it this time as she was photograped by several people entering her sister's home with a coat hanger…..who knows why?
boring