Ryan Seacrest of KISS FM in LA talked to a source close to Britney Spears and says that she has left the paparazzi who has been her constant companion for almost two weeks for fears he may be shopping their story to the tabloids. E! Online says:
Exercising a bit of uncharacteristic caution (finally!), Britney Spears abruptly pulled the plug on her whirlwind weekend with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and returned alone Monday to her Beverly Hills abode, a source close to Brit exclusively tells E!'s own Ryan Seacrest.
No word yet on what caused the sudden change of heart, but we hear that the troubled songstress now fears Ghalib will follow in the footsteps of LiLo's latest conquests and shop the story of their brief coupling to the highest bidder.
I wouldn't worry too much if I was Britney. I don't think anyone would pay too much for this dudes story. Let me guess, she went to Starbucks and complained a lot and ate a can of frosting and took responsibility for nothing and punctuated her points by poking a turkey leg in the air. Wow, how did I know? I'm amazing!
Why shouldn't she leave? She's already infected him with her particular brand of deep-fried cooties. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Fist the fucking slut and then shit down her throat.
useless cunt.
She wised up after he showed her the veil she would have to wear for the rest of her life.
Either that or he caught on she was a master spy set on infiltrating his terror cell.
I'm so conflicted…I mean it is a Twitney post…but the pic has breasts and nipplage…oh well, I never said I had any self-esteem…
maybe she took offence to him saying 'what did i tell you about taking off the plastic bag before i finish'
Her tits look like they've been melting due to Global Warming.
And you all thought it was a hoax!
These fucking pictures of people leading Britney around like she is a retarded child are bothering me. Why can't they be pictures of people BEATING her like she is a retarded child????
Her (can u call them tits?) have been melting at an alarming rate. Scientists have been claiming it is just more proof of the dangers of global warming.
And you all thought it was a hoax!
Young Fun and Full of Cum
Oh happy day, my dream girl is now free as a bird! Call me, Britney! My loins are burning.
Seriously, I spilled by coffee, my loins ARE burning.
Her tits are starting to look like tennis balls in tube socks.
spilled MY coffee
damnit
I saw Perez Hilton on some fucking morning show talking about Britney and Dr. Phil the other day. I shot the fucking tv set
with cum.He has Ketchup stains on his shirt. Thats kind of funny. I like to imagine it came from steamy sex in bathtubs full of Big Mac's. I wonder if her nipples are like diving rods. Maybe they point to Big Macs. If so, there must be Big Mac's on the ground.
Why? Because screw Perez Hilton, that's why!
Everyone be extra vulgar and racist today. Let's make Eagle vs. Shark proud to advertise on this site.
I fuck dead babies.
She wised up after he went back for thirds at the IHOP buffet and forgot to bring back bacon for her.
I fuck dead n1gger babies
fixed
He has Ketchup stains on his shirt.
Nah–Britters was just on the rag and he clearly has a thing for bloody roast beef.
She dumped him when he stated, "I saw your nipples and now I want a Falafel sandwich"