01.04.2008 BRITNEY WENT “COMPLETELY PSYCHO”

Us magazine says Britney Spears went “completely psycho” as she was rushed to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai late last night.

“They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics,” the source adds, calling it “a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy."
Another Spears pal tells Us: "I guess she has good days and bad days - it's mental instability. All she has is to think of something sad and she goes crazy.”

This chick is just a born entertainer.

(65) Comments

  1. tripod 01/04/2008 10:51

    *And there was dancing in the streets*

     Great news to start the day, you deserve it all Shitney.

  2. Alan 01/04/2008 10:51

    This is what I'm going to do if I hear any more about Britney.

  3. Roma 01/04/2008 10:52

    crazy bitch

  4. Stinky Pete 01/04/2008 10:52

    Okay, Brend0n, back slooooooowly away from the "new post" button and get yourself a mocchachino or something.  Sheeze….

  5. Topper (Harry) Harley 01/04/2008 10:55

    Jeez B, with all this posting does your keyboard require a "sneezeguard"?

  6. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/04/2008 10:55

    is it an good or a bad day if she gets looped up on X and pukes on her kids?

  7. TengoWood 01/04/2008 10:55

    Brend0n, too fast and too furious. But I would pay to see the antics. That shit would rake in serious money. They should get that fatass Michael Moore to do a film about this meltdown.

  8. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/04/2008 10:56

    holy fuck…is that ambulance guy Honda from Streetfighter?

  9. Squarepusher 01/04/2008 10:58

    this girl is just simply awesome…dumb but awesome…we need more of her. News are so more interresting with stories like this !!! ;

  10. Doctress Leisa 01/04/2008 11:00

    Okay, Brend0n, back slooooooowly away from the "new post" button and get yourself a mocchachino or something.

    No! The last thing he needs right now is MORE caffeine! We'll end up with posts that say "Britney Britney bo Britney banana nana mo Mitrey" or "DOOKIES!!!!!"

  11. ggmo 01/04/2008 11:00

    I declared Britney entertainer of the decade last year just for this kinda shit.

    Ok, now let's move on.

  12. Jesus H. Christ 01/04/2008 11:00

    Whenever I think of something sad, I don't go crazy, I go fuck a hooker and it makes me all better.

  13. Beast 01/04/2008 11:01

    Crystal is a hell of a drug…..

  14. TengoWood 01/04/2008 11:04

    Crazy is the new black.

  15. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/04/2008 11:06

    fat hawaiian guys working in ambulances is the new black

  16. dewey_decimalicious 01/04/2008 11:08

    At least she didn't start yelling:

    "Allegra, allegra, allegra!!!!"

    I want to know what the hispanic Lou Costello in the Ambulance heard.  That would be truly entertaining I am sure.

    Brit: Where are we going?

    LC: Somewhere to get you some help.

    Brit:  Do they have cookie dough pizza and purple drink there?

    LC:  No, but they do have some not-crazy pills.

    Brit:  Hmm, ok I have some of those if you coat them in Manwich sauce and let me sing "In the Navy" to you.

    LC: (Whispers under breath) Crazy waste of flesh. 

  17. Billy 01/04/2008 11:09

    When did Buddy Hackett become a Paramedic ?

  18. TheGusto 01/04/2008 11:09

    ok…so who won the pool?

  19. Observer 01/04/2008 11:10

    I Hate to be "negative" but I am thinking some of these posts could have been consolidated in to one entitled:

    "Fuck You Fatty McFat - This Is All An Attention Whoring Act"

    Apologies for stealing from the feline former poster "Awwkitten".

  20. TheGusto 01/04/2008 11:10

    godamn, that does look like buddy…

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