Britney Spears was seen at her home away from home (Rite-Aid) on Monday night, and now Breathe Heavy has screen-caps of what she was shopping for. Pregnancy tests. Please keep in mind that this was the very same day the courts had to step in and take away her other two kids. But I bet the third one with the guy she barely knows will be different. I've just got a good feeling.
WHITE TRASH UPDATE - All of this fits in nicely with this weeks OK! cover story, which claims Britney is planning to get pregnant with her new boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. OK! excitedly says (!):
Now the pop star has lost both custody and visitation rights with her precious sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James and, as an insider reveals only in the new issue of OK!, friends fear she may seek to heal her loneliness by having another child — this time with her married paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib!
"Britney hates when things are taken from her," a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. "The court's taken Preston and Jayden away, so she'll just have another kid to take their place. That's the way she thinks."
Honest to god, if this chick has another son, I'm gonna stuff her vagina with dynamite.
SEXY NEW UPDATE - now with boring video!
whuduya mean uhm preg-nunt? i didn't even see no stork round the double wide lately. what the hail is the cause of all these crumb snatchers fallin outta mah cooch?
I can't even make a joke, I'm too scared. Further proof that the bitch NEEDS to be sterilized.
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giv, your handle and the topic of this thread were made for each other
"Ima pee on this here stick! oops I pee ma finguhs ew sticky!"
Maybe I've been up to long but I spent ages looking at the top two shots thinking it was britney wearing a baggy brown top and somehow pulling a cameltoe with her ass.
But no.
She just has fat arms.
yuck
she pops em out quicker than a Thai with a tennis ball
Damn, I hope not. She was just starting to lose weight and go bonkers.
LMAO!! She mo ham add mohammad
great, thats what the US needs. another half mexican half white trash kid.
Seriously, I can't get enough of her. I hope she never dies, cuz that's only good for a few weeks :/
Aw who am I kidding, I'd still shunt it's sorry drug-addled arse. Chicks who can chew through their restraints are HOT.
You guys are all losers. Who the hell cares??? Does your life suck that much that you need to keep wondering what goes on in her life? She is no different from some trailer park trash in the south- do we watch what they do every minute of their life? Watching Britney fuck her up life shouldn't make you feel better about yours- L-O-S-E-R-S
rare, if there was a comments award here at durden that last one would definitely be IN. i am so jacking that line and making it my own.
BTW, i call bullshit. this is yet another media stunt by a very sick cunt. she's dumb, but do you think she is going to sit there and compare prices on preg tests with photographers call over. give me a break. the one thing that would actually kill this cunt is if evryone ignored her for an afternoon.
ronniet102 needs a hug. Someone stomp it's head.
She is no different from some trailer park trash in the south- do we watch what they do every minute of their life?
Only us BTK stalkers.
ronnie, you're right. watching a famous, wealthy, spoiled brat celebutard fuck their life up shouldn't make me feel better about my life. and yet it does.
ronniet102: are you so much of a fuckin loser as to set up an account here just to post that? cunt
BTK 4 LIFE, DH!