HANNAH MONTANA IS A FAKE

By brendon January 07, 2008 @ 2:59 PM

Miley Cyrus is getting called out by fans during her Hannah Montana tour because there are times during the show when a double comes on stage, even in the middle of songs (at about the 2:30 point in this one), and pretends to be the girl who pretends to be Hannah Montana. OK magazine says:

"When it got the to bridge of the song "We Got the Party," her dancers began to crowd around her," one ticked-off Miley fan tells OK!. "Then they covered her with a black sheet and she went through a secret door. Within a second, a new 'Hannah' came out of a different door wearing oversized white glasses. The whole time this was happening Miley's vocals were still playing. It was obvious that the song was being lip-synced. The new imposter had her back turned from the stage while she danced trying to hide that fact that was not Miley Cyrus. At this instant I became very suspicious." "Needless to say I was furious!" says the irate fan. "I paid good money to see the concert. I was disappointed and I felt like I was played for a fool."

I never actually got to the part where they trade out Hannah Montanas.  I watched about 30 seconds of this video then realized what I was doing and stopped.  You can watch it if you want, or you could do what I did, and instead stare at a blank piece of navy blue construction paper for a few hours.  It's roughly 8,459,002 times more exciting.



(82) Comments

  1. yohnskull22 01/07/2008 15:11

    Foist.

  2. yohnskull22 01/07/2008 15:13

    I apologize.  I didn't mean to comment on anything this stupid.  Please retract my Foist.

  3. Slaappy 01/07/2008 15:17

    If my Niece hears about this I'm out $10000 for two tickets.

  4. IjustKilledsomeone 01/07/2008 15:18

    is she serious?  of course that shits fake.

  5. TengoWood 01/07/2008 15:20

    Have you ever heard her talk? Her voice is depeer than the ladylike deathfrk, whichever one that is.

  6. aquarian_nightmare 01/07/2008 15:20

    Who's surprised to find out these people lipsync anymore? This is news? How old is that 'irate fan' anyway? Because I'd bet good money (If I had any) that he's a late-forties, lives in his mom's basement pedophile who was beating off the whole time.

    She is an actor for a reason, and kudos to her for not getting f'ed up by the attention, a la Jamie Spears.

  7. Hugh G. Rection 01/07/2008 15:21

    Navy blue rules!

  8. TengoWood 01/07/2008 15:24

    Isn't it on most tickets that some portions may be pre-recorded, anyway? 

  9. Hugh G. Rection 01/07/2008 15:24

    Okay, got that out of my system. Now, can somebody with girl children explain this whole thing to me? Aren’t they supposed to be going apeshit for the boys in Tiger Beat or whatever? The money people spend on these tickets blows Mr. Rection’s mind.

  10. HandBanana 01/07/2008 15:25

    She's the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus.  Is anyone seriously suprised by this?

  11. shanty irish 01/07/2008 15:26

    Is this like The Prestige and a differnt Miley drowns in a tub of water every night???  Now I know why tickets are going for thousands of dollars! 

  12. Mongro Jackson 01/07/2008 15:27

    I would happily slam her in the ass.  The fact that she's 15 means one thing to me… fresh cooch.

  13. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/07/2008 15:27

    she's no billy zane

  14. aquarian_nightmare 01/07/2008 15:30

    Hugh G Rection:  Aren't they supposed to be going apeshit for the boys in Tiger Beat or whatever? The money people spend on these tickets blows Mr. Rection's mind.

    Dude, it's one of those crowd psychology, follow the crowd, the tweens wanna be like their fave super happy bulemic Disney channel soopah star. I don't get  it either. But then again, I ran over my cousins barbies with my Tonka tractor, I'm not exactly a good reference for preteen female behavior.

  15. dreamclaimer 01/07/2008 15:31

    Kids are stupid.  It's easy to pull the wool over their eyes. Or in this case the sheet over their heads.  This is probably some adult stepping in to burst their little fantasy bubbles.

  16. mikeyw972 01/07/2008 15:32

    and everyone said " who cares"

  17. rv 01/07/2008 15:32

    i dont give a fuck.

    all i want to know is when does she turn 18

  18. Seksi Taime? 01/07/2008 15:33

    first of all, iCare

     

    i dont get this, what is the actual point of leaving the sage 20 seconds before the song ends? whats this bitch tired or something?

    w/e i dont even know who these rainbow people are 

  19. Diremutt 01/07/2008 15:35

    This is just fucking stupid. Guess what little chick, if this is your first time getting fucked (figuratively, not proper fucked) congradulations, its a big damn club. Now, tear all your Hannah shit of your walls, die your hair black, go all emo, buy some Nine Inch Nails and Marlyn Manson or whatever shit is on right now, and hurry through your disaffected youth period.

  20. givinupthefight 01/07/2008 15:36

    What the fuck is a Hannah Montana anyway?

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