LINDSAY LOHAN IS SHY

Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend on the island of Capri just off the coast of Italy, and celebrated the new year by doing what she does best.  Namely, banging random guys.  Whoever shows up, pretty much.  The Sun says:

Wild child LINDSAY LOHAN snogs a trio of hunks – in just 24 hours at the start of her holiday. The Mean Girls actress, 21, was first snapped smooching with waiter ALESSANDRO DI NUNZIO shortly after arriving in the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. But just a few hours later she was locking lips with a new Italian stallion – handsome actor EDUARDO COSTA.Lusty Lindsay then rounded off her naughty weekend by kissing another local thespian – long-haired actor DARIO FAIELLA. One onlooker said: "Lindsay certainly likes her men and judging by her efforts over the weekend, they love her too.   She wasn't content to share a snog with just one fella – it seemed like she wanted them all. She certainly set tongues wagging."

Rawwrrr, this is hot stuff baby!  Lindsay is young and sexy and she wants to get to know the pleasures of life.  Her erotic adventures in Italy rival even mine.  In fact in Tuscany, the locals even have a song about me.