Longtime Scientologist Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — gave the church of scientology $10 million last year, twice as much as even scientology superstar Tom Cruise, who gave just under 5 million. Page Six says:
It was all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior.
Here are some of the celeb gifts from 2007: Nancy Cartwright: $10 million. Kirstie Alley: $5 million. John Travolta: $1 million. Kelly Preston: $1 million. Priscilla Presley: $50,000.
"De-aberate" isn't a real word of course, but if it were it would mean the exact opposite of "lust for money", because scientology likes that a whole lot. Tom Cruise, seen above with ATM's Katherine Bell and Kelly Preston, and here with easily duped lottery tickets Jason Lee and Erika Christensen, should be ashamed of himself. 5 million? They'll never find and stop the alien lord who invented aberating at this rate.
Who gives a fuck about Tom Cruise? Look at those jumbo fun bags on Katherine Bell.
Ok "Anonymous", you're on
Katherine Bell's tits could persuade me to the dark side
Katherine Bell does Ass To Mouth?! Nice!
where do i sign up?
What a bunch of assbags! But they do have some hot broads in the group but still they're all fucksticks.
Jason Lee looks like he took his suit off of Elwood Blues.
BigFoot,
Have you ever realized groups like this always have some talented ass???? I mean, look at some of America's finest sororities for example.
I would certainly fraternize with the enemy at this affair just so I could see if I could bounce a quarter off my wood and down the front of KB's dress.
These fucking people. Who wakes up and says, "hmmm I have an extra ten million dollars lying around. Should I try and feed the homeless or help inner city youths? Nah, I know I will give it to my crackpot cult."
Hell, hookers and blow is a more respectable way to spend money.
Well I'll always have a soft spot in my heart and a hard on in my pants for America's finest sororities. Where else can you find a bunch of young sluts who like to drink and give it up for a $1 beer at the local college pub? It's a shame they grow older and expect you to buy them a meal once they graduate. Fucking skanks!
That's it, I am going to start dropping pennies from t he top of skyscrapers at these fucks.
I have no idea what ATM in the above context means. That makes me love myself. I'll look at those hooters while I do it.
DB 13:40 - good point – any young man at University not looking to join PETA is making a big mistake.
Dirty Hairy,
You drop pennies, I'll drop anvils.
FYI: Nancy is not in that pic.
Hey SJ2 which one would you hit?
If anybody was wondering:
Id hit the chick on the left.
I would slap my momma in exchange for a catherine bell titty fuck.
note to editor…lots more catherine bell shots..i wanna see fur and early morning dew.