01.17.2008 TOM CRUISE IS CREEPY

The Sun UK has more video today from the Scientology awards ceremony that presented Tom Cruise with the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor in 2006, and this one is infinitely creppier than the last one. It's all pretty terrifying and basically looks and sounds like a veiled threat against all the non-believers, topped off by Cruise saluting a portrait of L Ron Hubbard.  You honestly expect the speech to end and then the wall opens up to reveal an army of killer robots with glowing red eyes.



(118) Comments

  1. Zebo The Clown 01/17/2008 09:52

    Jackass

  2. TengoWood 01/17/2008 09:53

    "And we will annex the Sudetenland. And then reclaim Pomerania! "

  3. Guinny_Ire 01/17/2008 09:53

    He's no Xenu

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 01/17/2008 09:55

    Tom Cruise is creepy…and in other news, water is wet, and in Hollywood, stupid is the new black…

  5. Dirty Hairy 01/17/2008 09:56

    Wanna know why L Ron Hubbard goes by "L", because it stands for his name, "Lafayette". FAG!

  6. Wazzulander 01/17/2008 09:56

    We need to stop him before he ever has a chance to spread his seed!  Oh wait …. damnit.

  7. EdgardoElegante 01/17/2008 09:57

    That's a HUGE medal.

    I wonder if it has chocolate inside.

  8. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/17/2008 09:58

    he's like hitler only gay. and stupid.

  9. Sperm Germ 01/17/2008 09:59

    Must not walk into the light, must not walk into… too late now I’m a fuckin minion

  10. DB's Treasure 01/17/2008 10:00

    ….and a league of Arabs won't blow this shit convention up? I'm missing the whole picture of being Muslim I guess.

     

    (if I made an ethnic mistake in that statement then save your breath; they're all the same sand sucking assholes to me) 

  11. lgcjoker 01/17/2008 10:01

    NO

  12. lgcjoker 01/17/2008 10:01

    SHIT

  13. Ken 01/17/2008 10:01

    Can you imagine him stranded in deepest darkest Detroit, alone and only wearing a sock? I can.

    I can.

  14. deejayspicerack 01/17/2008 10:02

    am i the only one completely terrified by these people? i mean for for fucks sakes they chose tom (wackadoo) cruise to lead them, fucking sicko's….

     

    i'm gonna go huddle in the corner and shake… possibly cry a bit 

  15. ham sandwich 01/17/2008 10:03

    Could we arrange an American Gladiator style fight to the death for all the oddball cultists leaders out there?  Say we have Mitt Romney vs. Tom Cruise vs. that 666 Jesus guy from Latin America vs. David Koresch.  The losers would be executed.  The winner would get 2 minutes of airtime during the SuperBowl. He would then be executed. Also shown during the Superbowl.

  16. TengoWood 01/17/2008 10:03

    I wonder how many Muslim convicts have converted to Scientology?

  17. Quinlan 01/17/2008 10:04

    It seems like this is a religion for yuppies or something.  Are there any poor scientologists?

  18. TengoWood 01/17/2008 10:04

    EE,
    Who's medal is bigger Sharpton's or Cruise's? 

    I think that there a homing device in them. Maybe a detonator too…

  19. TengoWood 01/17/2008 10:06

    Quinlan, No.

    $ is a prerequisite.

     

  20. cheese 01/17/2008 10:07

    He really needs to take up golf or something.

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