With every clip that leaks online from his Medal of Valor acceptance video, Tom Cruise gets creepier and creepier. Here he rambles on about saving the rescue workers at ground zero after 9/11, and how he doesn't need to ask anyones permission, because scientologists are the real authorities. Being a scientologist is the only permission he needs. The only way he could look any crazier in this is if he had some heads on pikes in the background.
1sttttt
Who gives a fuck if your 1st.
He needs to die.
Colonel Kurtz…is that you?
when will common people figure out this cat is fucking nuts?
Tom: “Nooooooo, I am God.”
::bites the meat of a parrot leg::
"A Scientologist is someone that can actually see the world……and then POOF! Be affected by it!"
They're wizards.
Gaybears is jealous.
"and no, he did not ask permision"
Wow that real cool hero that Tom, pointing the firefighters to the local YMCA
Man he must be seething about these clips being leaked. Shaking his tiny fists and chattering like a hopped-up squirrel.
You know, if Tom could get over his revulsion for pussy long enough to impregnate the equally psycho Britney, their resulting spawn would have enough genetic crazy to populate a small country.
Just think of it–a small country filled with tiny, crazy, white-trash Scientologists.
Colonel Kurtz…is that you?
Ham sandwich nailed it! Good show!!
And in related news, Leisa types the word "pussy" in yet another thread.
I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love
Brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you will rain on mine
I love you brother
Okay, granted the way he talks about it is full goose bozo, but if they're treating the 9/11 first responders with some actual medical procedures (as those guys do have actual medical issues from breathing that air), then to be fair: that is really very, very cool.
Now, if this is some Scientology recruitment front where they "treat" these guys with crystals and lasers and science fiction gospel readings and requests for donations, then by all means he deserves to drown in a vat of his own diarrhrea.
How is it that great people in time get assassinated (JKF, MLK Jr, Lincoln, 2 Pac), but shitwads like this live on and on and on?
Bitch all you like losers. Me and Tom are way richer than you. Get back to your boring jobs.
Sarcasto, what exactly are you're superpowers?
p.s. nice avi
no tom… youre all fucking assholes! fuck you! leave us alone!
Why does he always say POO? He is icky.
I can't believe nobody has mentioned the narrator… wtf?