I don't see why the paparazzi has to follow me everywhere I go. I can't even go to the beach for a few hours without these perverts taking pictures of my hot body. Vultures.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
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HAWT!
Like looking in a mirror for me. Hardly newsworthy.
This just in…Hugh Jackman and Roger Clemens jack each other up with HGH, and whatever tools they have layin around!
Next thing you know congress will be investigating PED's, IUD's, etc. in Hollywood!
the cream and the clear
very nice….
I used to go to school with him, he ate my custard, that's a euphemism for "he ate my shit"
He is clearly some loony toon climate change denier. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Hugh and I look alike when naked, except my penis is much bigger.
I drink your milkshake!
With all the bodies in hollywood going to shit (oh wait, just britney's…) it's nice to see this. Hot Damn!
this is the gha-ey
Pic #4 has to be the most hetero thing in the universe. NAMBLA!
If I could spell HGH I would totally accuse him of taking that shit
Is that his Mexican slave boy?
i see B is searching the pages of Playgirl again. my bet in we don't get another post for a while. B is "busy"
Oh yesssss!
WOW! NICE!
I mean, er, gays are evil and should not get married to each other. *taps foot under stall*
What a dorky beard. Someone kick sand in this geek's face.
Bastard. Every time I try to blame my age for my gradually softening body, some ripped 40 year old Hollywood dude decides to take his biceps for a stroll on the beach.
The gaydar just went crazy. This confirms it - Brend0n is a flamer. 'For the ladies' my ass…
WTF? Was this dickhead doing pushups and curls in the surf? How can your biceps get that veiny unless…wait. Where was that little boy while Huge Ackman was in the water?
Can kids hold their breath that long? They sure can't when I hold them under.