Hugh Jackman, Victim Of Singing Success

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman isn’t just super human when in costume for the never ending Wolverine cameos and solo sideline stories, he’s also super awesome off-screen. Unfortunately he feels that no one is strong enough to save him from himself. His singing success has become the root of his newly found suffering. Hugh is finding it hard […]

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Hugh Jackman Jacked

May 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman has a diverse array of talents including getting ripped as fuck at the gym and performing on Broadway. For brevity’s sake, we refer to this as being gay. Jackman also plays Wolverine, a role which exclusively requires him to be jacked as fuck and memorize the SAG minimum of lines required to be […]

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Hugh Jackman Celebrates Best Wife Ever

April 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman and his wife celebrated the nineteenth anniversary of their exceedingly convenient marriage. It’s a known fact anyone not questioning themselves spends their time on Broadway talking a ton of shit and then making up for their behavior with an overpriced dinner and not relishing the opportunity to prance around like Tinker Bell on steroids. Couple that with what is […]

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Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

June 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh’s got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40’s. He’s got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe’s fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he’d be driving the sword through Russell’s ruddy flesh, with gallons of blood […]

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Hugh Jackman Is Not Fucking Playing Around

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t bring that gay rumor up with Wolverine again by the way. Not in person. Not when he’s flexing at the park with his kids. He looks ready to choke out a second grade field trip. Maybe eat a stroller. Lift a jungle gym off its moorings and heave it to trap a lurking […]

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its the ‘Movie 43’ red band trailer

October 3, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

‘Movie 43‘ is actually 25 short films, so it’s not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and […]

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Wolverine has been doing P90X

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

At one point, ‘the Wolverine‘ was all set to film with the great Darren Aronofsky directing a script by the great Christopher McQuarrie, based on a story by the great Frank Miller. But that all went to hell, and then Fox decided it should be re-written by the sort of ok Mark Bomback and directed […]

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