Just about a month ago, when the rumors were just beginning that she was pregnant for the second time with boyfriend Brat Pitt, it was said that Angelina Jolie was expecting twins and hoping to move and raise her ever expanding family in France (more on that here). And now today, the Sun UK confirms at least part of that.
ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT will have their next child in France to honour the actress’s late French-Canadian mother.
And I can also reveal that, despite rumours the pair are expecting twins, it will be just one girl to add to their growing family.
My well-placed source revealed: “Angelina has been told she is expecting a girl. She’s thrilled.”
Angelina’s mum, actress MARCHELINE BERTRAND, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there.
After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina — who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend — have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home.
Okay, let's just put our cards on the table here: Brad Pitt must really really want kids, because I can't imagine the desire to give Angelina Jolie a facial ever ever goes away. I know I still want to. Her tongue might as well have a bullseye on it.
How are all these fucking celebrities having twins? Is there some new medical thing to make twins or are they just fucking having gangbangs every night getting double pregnant…I hope both.
Angelina's Gangbang must not have taken.
Someone tell Angelina the semen has to all go in the vagina…
Honoring your Canadian roots by moving to France? Brilliant.
I always wish I could un-see that vein on her forskinhead.
"Fucking Angelina is like fucking a couch."
-Billy Bob Thornton
ironically for brad, there are lots of gay men in france.
"…because I can't imagine the desire to give Angelina Jolie a facial ever ever goes away…"
Well she does have very smooth skin. Maybe he alternates?
And the stupidity never ends for these two. I bet they pick up another brown kid at the duty free on their way.
Doesn't "Chateau" mean "house" in some fucking dipshit language?
Time for the nutless gov't to revoke their citizenship. You are an American actor who wants to move away, yet comes back and forth to do shitty movies. Go do shitty movies in France! Bet they hire a bunch of French arab's to watch the other children. Pick up one or two and bring them back and forth to Hollyweird
And I can also reveal that, despite rumours the pair are expecting twins, it will be just one girl to add to their growing family. My well-placed source revealed:
So, The Sun managed to stash an operative in Angelina's uterus?
why does pitt always dress as a cracked out porn star version of robert redford?
i wonder what it's like to have to pretend to like dick so you can get pregnant? there's a novel in there somewhere. and not just in her goofhole.
"…when the rumors were just beginning that she was pregnant for the second time with boyfriend Brat Pitt…"
I like that.
BRAT Pitt. Suits the f**ker well.
Okay, I feel like a bit of an ass hat bringing this up, but wasn't Halle Berry one of the sexiest woman in the world, and didn't he basically have to boink a couch while doing the ahem "love scene" on Monster's Ball. I'm just throwing this out there.
Judging by this photo, her next role is the lead in Elvira, Mistress of Distension.
As for Angelina Jolie, I must agree that the very idea of giving her a facial makes me all tingly in places I'm not supposed to talk about at parties.
we, as men, can't give her a facial.
but a bull dyke could.
or a P.A. that needs a fifth of jack in her hand and a five hundred dollar bill in her mouth.
JOSEPHINE BAKER WANNABE
they can have her. good luck, good riddance, and don't forget to brush up on your arabic.
she certainly is going to great lengths to escape Jen Aniston, though, isn't she.
Re: facials
Why men think it is the height of sexy to deposit their man seed all over the outside of a woman never ceases to baffle me.