Yesterday afternoon, two conservators were named to manage the estate of Britney Spears, meaning they are now in control of all of her financial holdings, including real estate, all assets, all savings and income. This is done when it is deemed a person is no longer fit to make those decision for themselves. The two conservators are her father Jamie and his attorney Andrew Wallette, and they have the power to revoke any recent contracts and even change the locks on her house. Needless to say, Britney is just thrilled. OK! says:
In a heavy British accent, an irate Britney Spears made two phone calls from UCLA's psych ward just before 8:45 p.m. PT on Friday night.
Britney was screaming at the top of her lungs (about her parents), "I'm so sick of all this! They can have the God Damn house and stick it up their fucking asses! Actually, no they can't."
Britney reportedly sounded drugged up on the phone and was furious that her dad had been made conservator of her estate. At times, she was impossible to understand–at one point screaming "Nobody's taking my house. Who is my family?"
Britney went on to say that she did not want her parents near her home and that she would go to court to fight them. (She was also) under the impression that she was getting out of the hospital tonight.
I don't know who Andre Wallette is, but he could be a 20 story robot programmed to kill and fueled by bars of gold and he'd still be a better choice to handle the money than Jamie Spears. To recap, Jamie Spears is the guy who raised two girls. One is in a psyche ward, the other is pregnant at 16. So naturally the court just handed him 250 million dollars, a fitting reward for Excellence in the Field of Parenting Awesomeness. Jamie will turn the kitchen into a funnel cake store and the backyard into a greased pig chasing racetrack by Sunday afternoon at the very, very latest.
First. Man, first thing I would do is lock her up iin an old style mental health institution. I hear those things really work!
To what do we owe the honor of this Saturday morning post??
Oh, It's Britney, your Fave!
What's up chumps!?
I think Jamie's fisting his daughter…
What's with the banner pic Brendoon?
You've suddenly gotten enough sympathy in that ice-cold, blackened, beer fridge you call a heart to deny us a good nipple/cooter/upskirt picture of the gravely disabled?
WTF?
Jamie will turn the kitchen into a funnel cake store and the backyard into a greased pig chasing racetrack by Sunday afternoon at the very, very latest.
I think you're confusing Jamie with Brit, Brend0n. Well, at least about the funnel cake part. I'm personally amazed that Brit didn't think of that herself, to be honest.
Now that I've had time to think about it, Jamie should warn security to keep the pigs outta the mud, because as soon as the gravely disabled bitch leaves the hospital, she's gonna bumrush the house. And as soon as she sees mud-covered pigs, she's going to tackle them and try to swallow them whole or smuggle them off the complex through her cavernous birth canal.
You see that face she's making in the banner pic? That's the expression I am used to seeing on her face when I look down.
I wonder if I fucked her, would it be like having an orgy? Donkey punch her and switches personality.
Oh this is great!!! How fucking loony can this broad get? I can't wait to see next weeks episode.
It seems to me that Britney is finally starting to see that her plan is backfiring.
I remain wholly unconvinced that she is anything but completely lucid throughout all of this. She speeds away from paparazzi, but then invites them into her personal home. Over a period of months, she reveals more naked flesh that she Paris Hilton. And the entire time, she knows that America thinks she is going insane.
What would really piss her off would be, now that she's in a mental hospital, everyone in the media stopped giving a crap about her. Not only do I guarantee she will be running around the streets completely naked and covered in chocolate syrup in a month, but I'm certain that she will actually lose her sanity.
We've certainly done a fine job helping her destroy her life as a captive audience… I saw we do a little more, just to push her over the edge.
~Jack
Britney is on top of her dad's cock now
Karma: It's a real bitch.
Is this all really some type of viral marketing campaign to have Britney star as Harley Quinn in the 3rd Batman movie since obviously the Joker won't be back? what better way to not have to shoot an origin story than to have it play out in front of our eyes 24 hours a day?
Whys is there a picture of Marilyn Manson with this story?
Time to switch this channel… psychiatric drugs and no laxatives make for a big, unnattractive mess. I am almost onside with the Scientologists on this one.
(please kill me now)
In a heavy British accent, an irate Britney Spears made two phone calls from UCLA's psych ward just before 8:45 p.m. PT on Friday night.
YIPPEE!! It's the return of Brit The Brit!! She's probably pissed that they don't have bangers & grits on the psych ward menu.
The caption for this photo should read: INSERT DICK HERE!
I don't think I need to come here anymore. I can just read tmz.com and cut out the middleman.
Folks, about that mouth in the banner pic, I would rather stick my bait and tackle in Kirsten Dunsts pie hole. At least with her there's a chance it's comin' back.
Play with the fuzzy balls, bitches!!!