02.12.2008 MARISA MILLER IS THE SI COVER GIRL

Sports Illustrated revealed today, or actually last night on the David Letterman show, that Marisa Miller is the cover girl for this years swimsuit issue.  It is her seventh consecutive appearance in the issue, but her first cover.  And this of course could mean just one thing: my annual Valentines Day tradition.  Although let me be more clear, because actually I have several.  Sitting home alone, crying into my pillow, and telling my stuffed animals how much love I have to give are all sure to come up this week, but the one I'm referring too is dredging up the fact that Marisa got her start as a topless model for gentleman’s magazines like Perfect 10.  And here are the pics.  They're not great, but they're still Marisa Miller naked, meaning they're 800 million times better than a normal person naked.  In fact I carry two of these in a heart shaped locket around my neck.  It's hard to say exactly why I love her so much.  It may be because she poses so often with her legs apart.  Some girls find a 19 inch penis "too big"?  Could Marisa be the girl for me?


(54) Comments

  1. tridge 02/12/2008 11:52

    FIST!

  2. ObiWanKeNoobie 02/12/2008 11:55

    FIST!!!……..in her vag

  3. no,YOU'recool 02/12/2008 11:55

    Who the f..k is Marissa Miller?

    I'd hit her.

    But who the f..k is she?

  4. ObiWanKeNoobie 02/12/2008 11:58

    apparently she's a model of many talents….one being she gives me a nice chubby in my pantalones

  5. Joseph 02/12/2008 11:59

    I dig chicks with asymmetrical nipples.

  6. Juan 02/12/2008 11:59

    Bren-don wrote:

    Some girls find a 19  1.9 inch penis "too big"?

    FIXED. 

  7. Al Gore 02/12/2008 12:01

    I would give her the best 15 seconds of her life

  8. Doctress Leisa 02/12/2008 12:02

    Eww, too skinny–you could play xylophone on her ribcage. But damn, if those aren't some fine hooters and mile-long legs. Makes me long for my youth when I dabbled in the muffburger.

  9. ShadowStar 02/12/2008 12:03

    Hooray for boobies! Nice way to redeem yourself after the chain smoking waste of flesh, Brend0n.

  10. dreamclaimer 02/12/2008 12:05

    Ummm….. yumm!  The nicest pics seen on this site in many moons.

    These really make you realize how nasty that douchetool Brit-brit has become. 

  11. Silverback 02/12/2008 12:08

    Nice to see the kids still go shirts and skins when they shoot the hoops.

  12. Slack Jawed2 02/12/2008 12:08

    hmmmm……..

    I WOULD HIT THAT!! 

  13. fister 02/12/2008 12:09

    dream; could it be round this time last year? http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1919 

     

    Must be a valentines thing.. 

  14. pepper 02/12/2008 12:11

    WHERE IS THE BEEF?

      WHERE IS THE ASS?
     

  15. the gun show 02/12/2008 12:13

    The next set of photos should have her box out under the hole.

  16. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/12/2008 12:13

    yuck…….i like them a little plumper, like Reese Witherspoon's daughter…now she can shake it.

  17. Slaappy 02/12/2008 12:16

    I take back all the hate, I love and approve of this Post

  18. Al Gore 02/12/2008 12:16

    I always tell the ladies to do their Kegels, you never know you when you might die, and you dont want to be known as the dead girl with a loose pussy, I like my dead chicks TIGHT!

  19. Doctress Leisa 02/12/2008 12:16

    I predict that the next 200 posts will be how many ways men living in their mother's basements eating Cheetos in stained t-shirts would put their imaginary porn-sized phalii into every orifice she has.

  20. Slaappy 02/12/2008 12:17

    <=======B You know my arms are up at my desk

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