Marisa Miller Naked And Bloated For The Cause

May 7, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It’s not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that’s just... READ MORE

Marissa Miller had a baby

December 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in... READ MORE

Marisa Miller is pregnant

June 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on... READ MORE

Marisa Miller won the Academy Awards

February 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Marisa Miller was another of the famous people at the Vanity Fair and Elton Johns AIDS Foundation parties last night, because if a girl this hot with boobs that big can’t sell magazines and/or cure AIDS, no one can.... READ MORE