02.05.2008 NOTHING NEW WITH BRITNEY

So nothing effectively changed yesterday in the court hearing concerning the control of Britney Spears estate while she is in a psychiatric ward.  Jamie Spears and his attorney Andrew Wallette (or "Wallet", according to TMZ) are still  the co-conservators of Britney's estate despite Britney’s “strong desire“ against it.  Sam Lutfi is still under a restraining order and can have no contact whatsoever with Britney, not even e-mails, phone calls, letters, cryptic Craigslist ads or telepathy.  The only interesting thing that happened was that the commissioner said Adam Streisand (the second cousin of Barbara Streisand) had no legal basis for claiming he's Britney's new lawyer and that there will be a hearing at some point to determine just how mentally competent Britney is.  People magazine says:

A court-appointed lawyer for Britney Spears, Samuel Ingham, was also present, and testified that he met with her at the hospital Sundy for 15 minutes.
He added that in his opinion the pop star "does not understand the nature of these proceedings" or their impact on her future. He added, "I think she lacks the capacity" to hire a private lawyer.
In addition, a court-ordered physician will evaluate the singer's "competence to make her own decisions" and to report his findings on Feb. 13.

How crazy is this bitch anyway?  I thought she was just kinda dumb and lonely.  That's why she has sex with whoever happens to be standing nearby.  You could fist her with a conch shell and she might not even notice, but all in all (unless she was driving) she was pretty harmless.  They make it sound like she's yelling at invisible demons and keeping her urine in jars.  Wow, imagine it was 2002 and someone told you Britney would go from that to this in just a few short years.  Not only would I call you a liar, I would cry and run away and then tattle on you for being mean to me.



(43) Comments

  1. LOCO4WWTDD 02/05/2008 09:53

    she's still a psycho? you can't cure that overnight?

  2. TW 02/05/2008 09:54

    "Sundy", followed by Mundy,…

  3. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 02/05/2008 09:54

    What a picture. Giant glasses and giant yapper.

  4. Juan 02/05/2008 09:54

    Crazy
    Crazy for feeling so lonely
    Im crazy
    Crazy for feeling so blue

     

  5. Juan 02/05/2008 09:57

    Court: "OK, Britney, here are a few questions to determine if you are competent to make your own decisions…

    Britney: "Green!"

    Court: "No, wait, I haven't asked the questions yet."

    Britney: "The square root of 47!"

    Court: "Question number 1: what color was George Washington's white horse?"

    Britney: "The Battle of Stalingrad!"

    Court: "Question number 2: insane woman says what?"

    Britney: "What?"

     

  6. TW 02/05/2008 09:57

    "I think she lacks the capacity to hire a private lawyer" <– Isn't that what 'Barbro' Streisand was?

  7. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/05/2008 09:57

    i can't wait until she "lacks the capacity" to use a tampon…..ooops, we're already there.

  8. Juan 02/05/2008 09:58

    I bet Britney was embarassed when she saw the banner pic.  You can see part of her bra!  Tee hee, how shocking.

  9. lady garden 02/05/2008 10:00

    say what u like, that's one hot ass weave

  10. Juan 02/05/2008 10:01

    This just in: broken-hearted money-grubbing Adnan and Sam Lutfi jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

    "Without Britney's money love, we have nothing left to embezzle live for!" they shouted on their way down.

  11. Tennessee Tuxedo 02/05/2008 10:02

    This post is as much of a waste as the subject at hand.

     

  12. ShadowStar 02/05/2008 10:03

    If somebody told me in 2002 that she'd be batshit insane now, I think I might've asked if she was still hot. When I heard that the answer was no, I think then I would've called you a liar. But I guess you can't do that now, can you? HA HA! Joke's on you!

  13. TW 02/05/2008 10:04

    I can't wait to see the psych report on her — her mental age is probably 8 or 9. Hahahahaha. That is all.

  14. Al Gore 02/05/2008 10:04

    This is clearly what the effects of man bear pig!  It is eating her brain inside out!!  Who's next?  You people going to wait till it gets someone close to you before we start to act? Wer can stop man bear pig now!  But not later!

  15. Al Gore 02/05/2008 10:05

    We are not going to get to see the report on her, goddamn Patient / doctor privacy laws……total bullshit that should not apply to fucking celebrities

  16. Chronic Masturbater 02/05/2008 10:07

    Can we stop with this whore? I can only jack it so many times a day

  17. MG Admirer 02/05/2008 10:10

    yawn…

  18. Al Gore 02/05/2008 10:11

    I can jack it all day and night.  Changing tires is eay

  19. Doctor Jack 02/05/2008 10:16

    We are not going to get to see the report on her, goddamn Patient / doctor privacy laws……total bullshit that should not apply to fucking celebrities

    If celebrities get special treatment when it comes to prison, they should get special treatment when it comes to medical records in the public domain.

    $10 says it comes back with at least a yeast infection and the herp.

    ~Jack

  20. Stinky Pete 02/05/2008 10:16

    Thanks for the update.  So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead?

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