Alicia Keys, Paula Abdul and Jordin Sparks were three of the big performers at last nights Super Bowl, unless you include Tom Petty, whose band took time off from brisk walks around the mall and using their car bumper to beg me to ask about their grandkids. Of the three chicks, Keys was clearly the best, and it really wasn’t even remotely close considering she was the only one who actually sang. Page Six says:
Paula not only faux sang her way through “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” but even the dancing, which was once her strongest skill, was weaker than the drinks they were serving at the concession stands. But the American Idol judge wasn’t the only one affiliated with the show to come up short — Jordin Sparks, last season’s champ had the honor of singing The National Anthem.
While Jordin did sound amazing, much of that was thanks to the backing track which was painfully obvious at several points during the performance. Fueling the lip sync fires was the fact that mere moments after Jordin delivered her rendition, a full version of the song was available on iTunes for 99 cents.
You can watch Paula again in the video above. Then you can stir some household cleaners with your dick or maybe stand behind a donkey while a friend throws rocks at it's balls and decide which is more fun. Keep in mind, donkeys are funny!
I can't believe there's no comments about this post…not including this post.
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Petty rocked…… lip sinking faux singers….noooooo…..say it aint's so.
Did you notice that Paula didn't allow any backup dancers that were skinnier or hotter than her?
Also, I think it takes that many people on a daily basis just to get her from one place to the next, in much the same way that dolphins swarm around a shark to distract it and keep it from devouring everything in sight.
eh Paula's what, 60? I don't expect much from someone that old, I respect her for just getting on stage.
I you watch close you will see Tom Petty die twice during his performance.
BEST VIDEO EVER@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oooohh. the dangers of field level seats. i hope the tickets had a disclaimer.
Ps: looks like she had a few extra of those red pills
Come on. She's twice as old as Britney and at least she kept her shit together for the performance. I was just thanking God that she didn't have a wardrobe malfunction because I ate a lot of chips and salsa.
Tom Petty is awesome.
What is this world coming to when Tom Petty and the Heart Attacks can't or won't perform their songs live? These douchebags that arrange entertainment for the
Super Bowlbig game are so fucking afraid that real singing won't be good enough for your average retarded viewer.I can't wait to see the Hannah Montana / Billy Ray Cyrus half-time show next year!
Keys' thighs looked bigger than Strahan's in those snow leopard pants.Haha.
Also, GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS.
Would it kill Jordin Sparks to lose a few pounds? Crikey, she's on TV in front of MILLIONS of people and, without the poodge, she's actually quite fetching.
whatever, dude. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers rocked the joint. It is clear that you're a raging fag since you'd take a bunch of bitches over classic rock.
<>It seems that all Paula Abdul threads start with "She's still got it".
Got What?
And won't anti-biotics take care of it?
"Classic Rock"= Safe half-time show
That is All
I was hoping Paula would do a video about fucking Matt Damon, that would have twisted the knife deeping into Kimmel!!!
Of all the amazing singers and dancers in the WORLD, why Paula Abdul?
Jayms, because she's a cold hearted snake
Now look into her eyes…….
Guess what my halftime show included?
Guess what my halftime show included…