In honor of the post below, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to track down some personal info on Marisa Miller. This is also known as "stalking". I knew that she married some dude named Griffin Guess in April of 2006. He was the Director of Commercials and Music Videos at Encore Hollywood, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Wiki now refers to him as a "Hollywood Producer". He has a total of one credit on IMDB Pro, a documentary short from 2003 called "the Freeway Chase". That was one of the features on the "Matrix Reloaded" Special Edition DVD. He has no official title on there, and is listed under "thanks … end credits". It's unclear what he's being thanked for.
And here we go. This is him.
I dare you to make less sense than this. And in other pictures, he looks tiny. Short and skinny. Like even if he magically doubled in size somehow, he could still bathe in the sink. That's not even a real faux hawk. He might be Ed Grimly. Which would suck, except his penis smells like Marisa Miller. And according to my calculations, Marisa Millers vagina smells like strawberries. My research prompted some drawings I made that back this up. Also they show that her vagina is serviced every day by cartoon bluebirds and there's a rainbow and a smiling sun looking down and giving a thumbs up, as if to say, "lookin' good Marisa!"
First Oh Snap!
Mmmmm… Vagina!
Homegirl needs to eat a sandwich
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/2/12/doritos-sandwich.html
They always say its the pretty boys like him that home alone cause the girls are to scared to pick him up, guess she got lucky
Lets hear it for hot bitches that like to get naked.
*Golf Claps*
Now lets hear it for bitches that marry douchebags.
*Cuntpunch*
Id hit it again.
How did that ass clown have a chance in hell with this chick?
slackjawed: shut the fuck up…no you wouldn’t.
*insert something from the “new” chodin. account [here]*
That Griffin guy looks like the we used to call "gay" and throw pennies at in junior high.
He must be funny, girls like funny dudes as long as they're not fat, oh look, ha! he's doing ''Blue Steel" in picture 2, mystery solved, he's not just funny, he's REALLY funny.
Hey guys - sorry I've been such a douche lately, my goat, Bob, hasn't been giving me any anal. Instead, I've been using a plunger to sodomize myself.
Oh well, I guess its back to suicide….
hmmmmm, must take longer to sign into a different account than i thought!?
BOOSH!!!!!!
yeah slackjawed, you already wrote that one yesterday with “chodin.”….hmmmm, god this is gonna’ get ugly when i have to make a doctressleisa. account- huh? you hate it when i rip on your fat girlfriend.
Sorry Brend0n, you are clearly wrong. This dude has PLENTY going for him.
First of all, he is a wind tunnel test pilot. You can tell by the 'do. Thats a pretty cool gig, if you can get the work.
once again, I apologize, im kinda bi-polar.
*chodin rams his weenie in a sliding glass door*
BONG!!!!!!!!!
CARL'S GAY!
all i know is that guy is wearing a pink t-shirt. that instantly revokes his man status.
girls can call that shit the new black all they want. pink on a man = gay. always has, always will.
next that mohawk guy will try and tell me that GQ says the new hip thing for men is to blow each other.
Amazingly gay pink vans shirt: 10 bucks
Supercuts fauxhawk: 15 bucks
"I'm fucking Marissa Miller shiteating grin": Priceless
slackjawed: i’d never call it a “weenie”, that’s just poppy-cock.
i’d call my dick my: “slackjawed2’s gay uncle rammer”.
boosh.