A HILLBILLY SCORNED

Britney Spears has reportedly dumped her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib after finding sexy text messages on his iPhone from another woman.  The Sun UK says:

Britney confronted Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs.In one, he was caught briefly holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant.Britney then checked his iPhone — and saw the sexy texts.The insider said: “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day.  They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend.  Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’.“Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Then the Sun shows a copy of a note where Adnan says he loves Britney "lots and lots and lots" and he "can't wait for her to come home to a milky bowl of soup".  Which sounds disgusting even if it really is referring to a bowl of soup.  If it's some kind of sexual innuendo, I would have preferred the Sun instead found a way for my monitor to just shoot me in the heart.

(and the pictures are Britney last week, once again with no underwear.  The HQ are new, but I never even put up the LQ because I’m pretty sure we all know exactly what Britneys vagina looks like by now.  At this point it's as recognizable as the Eiffel Tower or the color blue)